ROLLICKING WREATH, ROCKIN' REINDEER AND A RETAIL GRINCH
Woof, Kids!
If it's Thursday, it must be time to check out the wreath in the lobby of our building. Don't know 'bout you canines, but we think they may have gone, just a teeny bit, overboard in their selection of all things-wall wreath. Yes, it is lovely and festive as can be, just rather enormous.
Well, no skin off our cold and shiny nose, so we'll stop yapping and simply enjoy the spirit it evokes. One little thing...sure hope it is clamped tight 'cause the Diva-Dog would be bummed to see that massive ring-of-green crash down into a heap-of-green. Pretty sure the staff wouldn't be overly thrilled with that sort of a mess, and most-def the DD would be annoyed. Why should the Diva give a reindeer's ear? Easy to 'splain. A wreath would be wreathed and ruined, but a downed decoration in that area would also be blocking major dog treats stashed behind that counter. See what I mean?
Wanna speak of being annoyed and just a GRINCH...(all caps mean business) we clicked a snap while out shopping the other day (okay, the DD was at the dumb condo) of one HAPPY EMPLOYEE WHO ADORES HER JOB and candidate for EMPLOYEE OF THE DECADE...here's a feast for the expressive eyes. B was trying on clothes and she was JUST as helpful to him as she looks. Awesome!! Oh, I only snapped this because she had been staring a hole through me, without moving or blinking for several minutes. She glared at me, in this same position...the entire time I was waiting. Snapping her was my only defense...her gaze was making my skin burn. She, seriously, did not approve of me waiting for him while perched on a little chair.
Isn't she lovely? Just oozes holiday charm and helpfulness.
Charm? You want charm? The Mool thought it would be charming to snap my
fluffy self by that diminutive dangling reindeer. Please note the smoldering side-eye shooting from the peepers and the cold shoulder attitude. Come ON-do you see any treats dangling from that lame shimmering creature? Exactly my point.
Now, get yourselves out there and just TRY to find a groovy store employee to match ours. Just TRY...
Bark at me!
If it's Thursday, it must be time to check out the wreath in the lobby of our building. Don't know 'bout you canines, but we think they may have gone, just a teeny bit, overboard in their selection of all things-wall wreath. Yes, it is lovely and festive as can be, just rather enormous. Well, no skin off our cold and shiny nose, so we'll stop yapping and simply enjoy the spirit it evokes. One little thing...sure hope it is clamped tight 'cause the Diva-Dog would be bummed to see that massive ring-of-green crash down into a heap-of-green. Pretty sure the staff wouldn't be overly thrilled with that sort of a mess, and most-def the DD would be annoyed. Why should the Diva give a reindeer's ear? Easy to 'splain. A wreath would be wreathed and ruined, but a downed decoration in that area would also be blocking major dog treats stashed behind that counter. See what I mean?
Wanna speak of being annoyed and just a GRINCH...(all caps mean business) we clicked a snap while out shopping the other day (okay, the DD was at the dumb condo) of one HAPPY EMPLOYEE WHO ADORES HER JOB and candidate for EMPLOYEE OF THE DECADE...here's a feast for the expressive eyes. B was trying on clothes and she was JUST as helpful to him as she looks. Awesome!! Oh, I only snapped this because she had been staring a hole through me, without moving or blinking for several minutes. She glared at me, in this same position...the entire time I was waiting. Snapping her was my only defense...her gaze was making my skin burn. She, seriously, did not approve of me waiting for him while perched on a little chair.
Isn't she lovely? Just oozes holiday charm and helpfulness.Charm? You want charm? The Mool thought it would be charming to snap my
fluffy self by that diminutive dangling reindeer. Please note the smoldering side-eye shooting from the peepers and the cold shoulder attitude. Come ON-do you see any treats dangling from that lame shimmering creature? Exactly my point.Now, get yourselves out there and just TRY to find a groovy store employee to match ours. Just TRY...
Bark at me!
Hey Diva. I showed Mommy the snap of the GRINCH. She was amazed that the face of that G-person didn't crack. Wait a sec, if it cracked, it might have been mistaken for a smile.
So far, all the sales clerks Mommy has dealt with have all been extremely wonderful. You know, smiles, cheery attitudes and 'Merry Christmas" as she leaves the stores. She thinks she has been blessed 'cause this time of year brings out the worst in a lot of humans. Seems to me, they have forgotten what the season is all about....family, friends, being alive, critters w/more than 2 legs, having a job, having a home, critters w/more than 2 legs (did I say that already?). Some are the Grinch and Scrooge all wrapped up in one bundle.
Silver reindeer on you back is sooooo cute. Of course a treat hanging there would have been really nice.
Back to the Grinch...Moolie knows how to handle humans like that. Never fear, the Mool is always near.
Have a terrific Thursday.
High paws and nubbin' wags to ya.
Boston-Bitsy
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Hey Diva. First you must remember, I'm 10 years old this month. Now, down to business.
The giant wreath hanging in the lobby...We have a great big one hanging on deer antlers over the building door. It isn't as big as the one in the snap. But it is BIG with gingerbread people hanging all over and colored balls. It's not as heavy as yours, so when it falls it's not gonna hurt anyone. Ijust love this time of year, don't you?
Bitsy
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