A PALM BEACH CELEBRITY MAP, A TINY VILLAGE
Woof, Kids!
If it takes a village...well, I certainly hope not the tiny one glowing behind me. Seriously, those modest little domiciles, cause me to reflect on the snazzy-snazz mansions of celebrities lurking, obscurely, in our mist. Mutts, a new development could possibly rattle the bars of those high-falutin' security gates on The Island.
Yep, sometimes X DOES mark the spot. Well, the spot on a map of celebrity shacks. I fear with this new development, The Mool is preparing to snap on my crappy leash and force me to get my snoop and sniff on. Oh, yeah, mutts and pups, it just got a whole lot easier to pad the paws by all those hidden celeb estates. There's a map with all the deets...everything, just for your tracking pleasure.
The Mool (see below) seems to be scouting beach locations for a little "stars map" stand...if you've ever been to Los Angeles (or seen Lucy and Ethel touring Hollywood homes), you know precisely what we're talking 'bout. Naturally, we want our kiosk to look professional-just like those crazy guides selling maps to the stars homes in Hollywoodland. Uh-huh. REALLY professional!!
Come on, let's pretend for a second and imagine this...The Mool, The Diva-Dog, a cheap folding chair, crummy beach-umbrella, a little hand-lettered sign that says...map to the Palm Beach homes...blah, blah, blah. Hm. Conjuring up this scene, gives us quite the giggles and howls. Yes, let us imagine that fictional scene, for the briefest moment.
Currently available, for real, exact addresses and a map...making it completely possible to be on the old dog-stroll...fluffy ears and expressive eyes on high-alert for all things South Florida-real celebs, semi-celebs, almost celebs and celebs for no plausible reason. The mega-league and minor-league of stars, Atlantic Ocean style, if you will.
Yep, a tip of the dog-collar and gratzie to, Jose Lambiet, and the fab job he has done putting this impressive, non-fiction, collection of information into our grimy paws.
Isn't it just too bad OUR little Map to the Stars enterprise must remain...fiction, fiction, fiction. Kids, you are on your own...go grab a map and get to snoopin' and sniffin'. Oh, let us know how it goes...star-home-gazing.
Hounds, can't you just imagine how thrilled and excited the mega-rich celebs are to have us trying to peek at their shrubs, curbs and ultra-trimmed grass? Thrilled, for sure.
Bark at me!
If it takes a village...well, I certainly hope not the tiny one glowing behind me. Seriously, those modest little domiciles, cause me to reflect on the snazzy-snazz mansions of celebrities lurking, obscurely, in our mist. Mutts, a new development could possibly rattle the bars of those high-falutin' security gates on The Island. Yep, sometimes X DOES mark the spot. Well, the spot on a map of celebrity shacks. I fear with this new development, The Mool is preparing to snap on my crappy leash and force me to get my snoop and sniff on. Oh, yeah, mutts and pups, it just got a whole lot easier to pad the paws by all those hidden celeb estates. There's a map with all the deets...everything, just for your tracking pleasure.
The Mool (see below) seems to be scouting beach locations for a little "stars map" stand...if you've ever been to Los Angeles (or seen Lucy and Ethel touring Hollywood homes), you know precisely what we're talking 'bout. Naturally, we want our kiosk to look professional-just like those crazy guides selling maps to the stars homes in Hollywoodland. Uh-huh. REALLY professional!!
Come on, let's pretend for a second and imagine this...The Mool, The Diva-Dog, a cheap folding chair, crummy beach-umbrella, a little hand-lettered sign that says...map to the Palm Beach homes...blah, blah, blah. Hm. Conjuring up this scene, gives us quite the giggles and howls. Yes, let us imagine that fictional scene, for the briefest moment.
Currently available, for real, exact addresses and a map...making it completely possible to be on the old dog-stroll...fluffy ears and expressive eyes on high-alert for all things South Florida-real celebs, semi-celebs, almost celebs and celebs for no plausible reason. The mega-league and minor-league of stars, Atlantic Ocean style, if you will.
Yep, a tip of the dog-collar and gratzie to, Jose Lambiet, and the fab job he has done putting this impressive, non-fiction, collection of information into our grimy paws.
Isn't it just too bad OUR little Map to the Stars enterprise must remain...fiction, fiction, fiction. Kids, you are on your own...go grab a map and get to snoopin' and sniffin'. Oh, let us know how it goes...star-home-gazing.
Hounds, can't you just imagine how thrilled and excited the mega-rich celebs are to have us trying to peek at their shrubs, curbs and ultra-trimmed grass? Thrilled, for sure.
Bark at me!
Diva, I'm sure Jose appreciates the mention to all your Woof-pack buds on his new Celebrity Map. I'm told Palm Beach is home to more celebrities than anyplace outside LA. Of course, you're here! BTW, you can find the map right here:
http://www.page2live.com/category/celebrity-maps/
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