PALM BEACH STROLLING AND RUBBER NECKING
Woof, Kids!
The Diva-Dog was, unceremoniously, dumped at the dumb condo last evening while the peeps did...can't really say as I was propping my paws at the digs.
It isn't that I really CARE about them out going out there steppin' and sippin'. Nah. But, word on the street is that it's simply brimming and flowing celebs from here to Miami, so I wanna get MY stroll on and see if we can't cast the expressive eyes on a little sumpin' famous.
Now, see...these snaps reflect what I call being more like it...hangin' around OUTSIDE...rubber-neckin' for some idiotic celebu-tards. Call me cynical, but we heard, ahem, Miley Cyrus was in Miami flashing some ugly bikini. Sorry, but I have to go with all the other bloggers out there and call her out as being...Slutty Cyrus. Ick. -What a gum-snapping hillbilly. Too bad she's some half-assed 'tween role model. Poor little kids. They should just focus on a pet and stop forking over their 'hard-earned' allowance cash for her crap.
Mutts, if we can't do better celeb-stalking than that trashy kid, the Diva-Dog will be better off sniffin' out some of the crazy hounds up on the Pool Deck (to loosely quote Seal...we are a little crazy on the PD), or at that little park on Flagler, or at the urban dog sitting place on Clematis.
Got to grab my stylish leash (right) and hang out with B, who just arrived. from Miami..he's SO celeb-worthy and KNOWS how to get his stroll on.
Bark at me!!
The Diva-Dog was, unceremoniously, dumped at the dumb condo last evening while the peeps did...can't really say as I was propping my paws at the digs.
It isn't that I really CARE about them out going out there steppin' and sippin'. Nah. But, word on the street is that it's simply brimming and flowing celebs from here to Miami, so I wanna get MY stroll on and see if we can't cast the expressive eyes on a little sumpin' famous.
Now, see...these snaps reflect what I call being more like it...hangin' around OUTSIDE...rubber-neckin' for some idiotic celebu-tards. Call me cynical, but we heard, ahem, Miley Cyrus was in Miami flashing some ugly bikini. Sorry, but I have to go with all the other bloggers out there and call her out as being...Slutty Cyrus. Ick. -What a gum-snapping hillbilly. Too bad she's some half-assed 'tween role model. Poor little kids. They should just focus on a pet and stop forking over their 'hard-earned' allowance cash for her crap.Mutts, if we can't do better celeb-stalking than that trashy kid, the Diva-Dog will be better off sniffin' out some of the crazy hounds up on the Pool Deck (to loosely quote Seal...we are a little crazy on the PD), or at that little park on Flagler, or at the urban dog sitting place on Clematis.
Got to grab my stylish leash (right) and hang out with B, who just arrived. from Miami..he's SO celeb-worthy and KNOWS how to get his stroll on.
Bark at me!!
Hey Diva. I can tell you this, just plan on being dumped somemore, 'cause it's the holiday season. There is a certain amount of socializing our peeps must do. Just tell yourself what I tell myself, 'They had rather be with me', then click your heels three times and POOF the season will be gone. Then you get all sad because your peeps are always under your delicate paws, no time to yourself. You know it is our job to keep them entertained, right? Well now, that is something you excell at, keeping Moolie, Gaz and the B's entertained. Think how dull their lives would be without us.
As always, your snaps are awesome, as are you.
High chilly paws and quivering nubbin's to you. Bitsy
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