PALM BEACH NEW MOON YAPPING AND DOG NECK NIBBLING

Woof, Kids!
This is getting out of hand. Yep, here we go again...more ridiculous vampire-mania. Ugh. This time Moolie is sort of being influenced by it, I fear. I mean we approve of mania antics of all sorts. Like you hounds, we get all wild and maniacal, frequently. But, this RPatz/KStew biz is SUPER OVER-DONE. Yes, he is cute as can be. She? Isn't. So, we've decided to ditch the howling over the New Moon nonsense and just yawn.

Yet...unlike in some movies, The Diva-Dog does NOT have eyes in the back of the head, but I'm telling you...in this snap it certainly looks like The Mool is pretending to bite my fluffy neck. She is pretending, right?

Like KStew, she's a really horrible actress, plus pretty sure she couldn't do it, even if she wanted to, because my expressive eyes stopped her. Well, that and she doesn't really adore the taste of dog hair, AND she utterly shuns violence of any type.

Speaking of shun...there you have it...we are shunning all things dumb ass Twilight/New Moon/Bad Writing/Bad Acting/Over-Exposed Nit-Wits...well, this list is endless, so we will just stop.

Mutts and pups, if you must...go ahead and join Miley Cyrus and friends and enjoy the insanity of that incredibly silly Twi-Moon jazz. We won't judge...and just so you won't judge us and say we are completely sour grapes, we honor it with our own version of something moon-ish which more accurately reflects...New Moon-Diva-Doghouse-Style.
Yeah, we're not asking you to, but we like ours better. A lot!

Bark at me.

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  • 11/19/2009 9:38 AM Gaz wrote:
    I'm with you on this one, Diva. This new wave of vampire movies just -- er, what's the right word? -- suck. Pun intended, of course.
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  • 11/19/2009 9:53 AM Katey wrote:
    AwOOOOOOOOOOOoooo... and such.
    Now, if you were to ask us (and we are not disallusioned, we know you have not) Vampires would be our fave monster. We LOVE neck nibbles and AwOOOOOOOoooo it gets us singing. A movie about it is just not going to cut it.

    But Shakira is another story, we love to sing with the She Wolf, oh, gotta go she is on Good Morning America right now! AwOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo....
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    1. 11/19/2009 9:57 AM Cavalier King Charles Diva wrote:

      We GLEEfully agree. SINGING AND DANCING=Diva-Love Fest....gotta go...WE SHOULD BE DANCIN'.

      Yes, we saw her...shake it, girl!!!!


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  • 11/19/2009 10:29 AM Bitsy wrote:
    Good Morning Diva.
    Neck Nipping is a common occurrence in our doghouse. As well as, nubbin' getting, snout snatching, paw pawing, etc. Let me tell you, my Mommy is great at all of these games. She makes a game outta everythin'(Ricky Ricardo's word).

    We're not too hopped up on vampire movies. All that sucking really sucks(what did I just say?)! Now, give me a good old werewolf movie and I am fixed to the screen. Watching peeps growing hair all ov-ah is exciting. But bad acting is just plain bad. Most vampire actors (I use the term loosely) are lousy.

    47degrees and windy here this morning. Makes a girl want to romp and stomp through the falling leaves (again). Stupid furry-tails are trying to hide their nuts in the leaf piles. Their intelligence is amazing.

    Gotta go chase 'em out of the piles. See ya.

    High paws and nubbin' wags to ya.

    Bitsy
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  • 11/19/2009 10:31 AM Gretch wrote:
    Diva,
    I'm with you too. I tried and really tried to read those vampire books and I got through the first 2 and half way through the 3rd and I couldn't do it anymore. I have no desire to see any of the movies either!

    Hope you have a fabulous day!
    Gretch
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