QUACKING FOR THE ANTI-DUCKFACE MOVEMENT
Woof Kids!
The Diva-Dog attempts the infamous "celebrity duckface" pose. Is it working for ya? Does the Diva look as silly as the young nit-wits twisting and scrunching their lovely faces into those silly-ass expressions? Well, put your paws together if you mutts are as weary as we are of that dumb look.
If yes, there is good news on that front!! Evidently, we aren't the only ones really, really sick of this pose. If no, you prolly don't even know what we are talking about here.
Abridged explanation of duckface...idiotic celebu-tards pursing their lips and contorting their faces while posing for photos. The Olson Trolls (not my term for them, but it fits) started it all...saying prunes as photogs snapped their mugs causing their lips to look all duck-ish. To complete the look, they donned dirty looking, bag-lady duds.
Naturally, copy-cat teens and almost teens and never-gonna-be-a-teen-again types followed suit and have been mimicking the duckface crazy for years now. Don't believe it? Go to Facebook or any gossip site and take a gander. Girls, some guys too, all OV-AH those sites are making...DUCK-FACE poses. Not attractive. Not. Ugly.
Here's the good news. No, really. There is an anti-Duckface movement in the works and the Diva is considering jumping on the old duck-wagon (sorry, I couldn't resist). You too can join in the fun on Facebook or just go to the Web site, antiduckface.com. This is going to get good. We think. We hope. Please let the ugly duckling duckface waddle away, for good.
So, there you have it...we just can't get away from duck-talk this week, can we?
Yeah, yesterday we chatted about those precious little duckletts making their swimming pool escape and today we are yapping 'bout ree-dik "Hollywood (and we are using that term loosely) Types" imitating the look of the duck bill. Ugh!!
Quack at me, bark at me...just don't duck-face me, 'kay?
Visit, www.gazmooliegallery.com
The Diva-Dog attempts the infamous "celebrity duckface" pose. Is it working for ya? Does the Diva look as silly as the young nit-wits twisting and scrunching their lovely faces into those silly-ass expressions? Well, put your paws together if you mutts are as weary as we are of that dumb look.
If yes, there is good news on that front!! Evidently, we aren't the only ones really, really sick of this pose. If no, you prolly don't even know what we are talking about here.
Abridged explanation of duckface...idiotic celebu-tards pursing their lips and contorting their faces while posing for photos. The Olson Trolls (not my term for them, but it fits) started it all...saying prunes as photogs snapped their mugs causing their lips to look all duck-ish. To complete the look, they donned dirty looking, bag-lady duds.
Naturally, copy-cat teens and almost teens and never-gonna-be-a-teen-again types followed suit and have been mimicking the duckface crazy for years now. Don't believe it? Go to Facebook or any gossip site and take a gander. Girls, some guys too, all OV-AH those sites are making...DUCK-FACE poses. Not attractive. Not. Ugly.
Here's the good news. No, really. There is an anti-Duckface movement in the works and the Diva is considering jumping on the old duck-wagon (sorry, I couldn't resist). You too can join in the fun on Facebook or just go to the Web site, antiduckface.com. This is going to get good. We think. We hope. Please let the ugly duckling duckface waddle away, for good.
So, there you have it...we just can't get away from duck-talk this week, can we?
Yeah, yesterday we chatted about those precious little duckletts making their swimming pool escape and today we are yapping 'bout ree-dik "Hollywood (and we are using that term loosely) Types" imitating the look of the duck bill. Ugh!!
Quack at me, bark at me...just don't duck-face me, 'kay?
Visit, www.gazmooliegallery.com
There was a fad in the 50s involving ducktail haircuts ... described thusly from an internet hairstyle site: "The ducktail hairstyle was made popular among the men of the 1950’s, particularly young men belonging to a social class referred to as “Greasers”. These tough, working-class boys seemed to get their label both from the fact that most worked blue-collar jobs doing auto-repair and maintenance and sported hairstyles loaded with hair product which gave it a permanently “wet” or “oily” look."
My conclusion? "Ducks" and "teens" just seem to go together I guess! Diva, just be yourself. If you're not gonna be you, who is, as the popular movie line goes.
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