A VODKA-INFUSED PALM BEACH BLOG AND PRINCESS-DOG-TINI
Woof, Kids!
A fashionista, Princess-Cavi, and dog-tinis...do you really need more?
Joy and rapture...that's what the Diva-Dog is all about in this snap. It's there, in my expressive eyes. Can you tell what my eyes are saying? R-Rated!!!!
Thought I'd just go ahead and pop it on out here for your viewing pleasure. Fashion reports from the filming of the new, Sex and the City, movie made the Diva want to get all glammed up like "the girls" of NYC. Ahem. The best I have to offer is what you see above. Anything for all you mutts and pups...from Russia to California and beyond...dear blog readers...this snap's for you!! My glorious costume for the Neewollah festivities and pretending to be as sophisticated as the dawgs (I'm talking 'bout the Cavi's) hangin' with SJP.
NEWSFLASH...if any of you, glammed up for Halloween pets, want to try to win a zany contest...check out http://www.pbpulse.com. The Palm Beach Post doesn't care where you hang your leash. Enter. You could win. Of course, the Diva WILL win, so don't even bother. WAIT!! The Diva is ineligible to win (long story having to do with Gaz, blah, blah, blah), so...go ahead...enter. Let me know it goes for ya.
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Whew! Now, that we're on this track, let's just go ahead and shake up the doghouse today and cuss and discuss the number one libation of the universe, even before Carrie and the girlfriends mixed it with cranberry juice. Vodka. You with us?
Getting silly though. Have ya noticed? You can't swing a Waterford dog dish without hitting some new vodka-infused flavor.
Beyond flavors, here's what we are wondering 'round our dumb condo. Is it really worth it to pay more for the spud stuff? You know, the swill they squeeze from potatoes. Just wondering. Are we behind the old dodge ball by still guzzling (not really, but that word sounds SO dramatic, don't ya think?) Grey Goose. Is it OV-AH for our fowl, best when stored in the freezer, friend, GG?
Hm. We can remember when it was all about Absolut and on and on with one trendy brand after another.
I mean do you think the best-of-the-best splashes from those groovy bottles sent over from Poland? Is Chopin just another fad or is it truly worth the bucks? These are burning, yet difficult questions.
Let's move on to flavored potatoes or whatever. Are we being swindled with all this orange, lemon, raspberry, cola (kidding) flavored crap? Do we need the flavor to be infused into the potato, er vodka? Isn't it the same thing if we simply add some sort of orange, or other, flavor delight? We hear orange Adams Extract is mega-delicious. No, really. Really.
Stay with me, mutts and pups. Let's not rule out those yummy frozen delights, Dreamsicles. Don't act all innocent on me...you know 'xactly what those are. Picture it, a swell martini coupe (glass ain't just for sipping the bubbly), splash in some 'spensive potato juice and top it with...not an olive or yummy onion...nope...a frozen Dreamsicle.
Instantly infused vodka. Listen, that stick is a million times, at least, larger than a toothpick, so no problem dipping and nibbling from your glass.
You hounds...I do believe I'm onto something here. Yes, gotta go have my peeps call Sarah Jessica's peeps and see if we can't get this yummy cocktail into the latest SATC flick. Dreamsicle-Mo-Tini!
BTW, don't be judging me for this lame idea. You gotta admit it is no worse than filming
another SATC movie. I rest my paws.
Bark at me!!
Visit, http://www.gazmooliegallery.com
A fashionista, Princess-Cavi, and dog-tinis...do you really need more?
Joy and rapture...that's what the Diva-Dog is all about in this snap. It's there, in my expressive eyes. Can you tell what my eyes are saying? R-Rated!!!!Thought I'd just go ahead and pop it on out here for your viewing pleasure. Fashion reports from the filming of the new, Sex and the City, movie made the Diva want to get all glammed up like "the girls" of NYC. Ahem. The best I have to offer is what you see above. Anything for all you mutts and pups...from Russia to California and beyond...dear blog readers...this snap's for you!! My glorious costume for the Neewollah festivities and pretending to be as sophisticated as the dawgs (I'm talking 'bout the Cavi's) hangin' with SJP.
NEWSFLASH...if any of you, glammed up for Halloween pets, want to try to win a zany contest...check out http://www.pbpulse.com. The Palm Beach Post doesn't care where you hang your leash. Enter. You could win. Of course, the Diva WILL win, so don't even bother. WAIT!! The Diva is ineligible to win (long story having to do with Gaz, blah, blah, blah), so...go ahead...enter. Let me know it goes for ya.
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Whew! Now, that we're on this track, let's just go ahead and shake up the doghouse today and cuss and discuss the number one libation of the universe, even before Carrie and the girlfriends mixed it with cranberry juice. Vodka. You with us?
Getting silly though. Have ya noticed? You can't swing a Waterford dog dish without hitting some new vodka-infused flavor.
Beyond flavors, here's what we are wondering 'round our dumb condo. Is it really worth it to pay more for the spud stuff? You know, the swill they squeeze from potatoes. Just wondering. Are we behind the old dodge ball by still guzzling (not really, but that word sounds SO dramatic, don't ya think?) Grey Goose. Is it OV-AH for our fowl, best when stored in the freezer, friend, GG?
Hm. We can remember when it was all about Absolut and on and on with one trendy brand after another.
I mean do you think the best-of-the-best splashes from those groovy bottles sent over from Poland? Is Chopin just another fad or is it truly worth the bucks? These are burning, yet difficult questions.
Let's move on to flavored potatoes or whatever. Are we being swindled with all this orange, lemon, raspberry, cola (kidding) flavored crap? Do we need the flavor to be infused into the potato, er vodka? Isn't it the same thing if we simply add some sort of orange, or other, flavor delight? We hear orange Adams Extract is mega-delicious. No, really. Really.
Stay with me, mutts and pups. Let's not rule out those yummy frozen delights, Dreamsicles. Don't act all innocent on me...you know 'xactly what those are. Picture it, a swell martini coupe (glass ain't just for sipping the bubbly), splash in some 'spensive potato juice and top it with...not an olive or yummy onion...nope...a frozen Dreamsicle.
Instantly infused vodka. Listen, that stick is a million times, at least, larger than a toothpick, so no problem dipping and nibbling from your glass.
You hounds...I do believe I'm onto something here. Yes, gotta go have my peeps call Sarah Jessica's peeps and see if we can't get this yummy cocktail into the latest SATC flick. Dreamsicle-Mo-Tini!
BTW, don't be judging me for this lame idea. You gotta admit it is no worse than filming
another SATC movie. I rest my paws.
Bark at me!!
Visit, http://www.gazmooliegallery.com
Good Thursday Morning Diva.
All this talk about drinking potatoes is making me thirsty and hungry at the same time.
Dreamsicles are yummy. So, needless to say, a Dreamsicle-tini would be marvelous, darling, simply, marvelous.
But why infuse the potato beverage? As usual, the Divine Diva Reggie has the answer...simply add flavor (whichever you prefer) to the finished product (vodka). Humans been doing that for centuries.
Give me a nice, cool bowl of water any day and I'm one happy girl.
On the lighter side of things, it's still raining here in Arlington. Flash floods and all that stuff. Mommy told me, if it doesn't stop soon, she's gonna put little floaty things on my paws. You see, she knows I can swim but I hate to.
Have a great day in the Sunshine State.
High wet paws and nubbin' wags to ya. Bitsy
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Divine Diva..
My bad....You look beautiful all decked out in you costume.
Too bad you can't enter. You would win, hands down.
I keep telling you (and everyone else), you are gorgeous.
Boston-Bitsy
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Is it happy hour yet, because I don't know about you, but I'm ready for some vodka and a Dreamsicle sounds amazing!!! I happen to know that Gaz is one of the best drink-mixers around and Moolie is one of my favorite drinking pals, especially when vodka is involved!
Missing all of you and wishing we could have drinks on the balcony.
And seriously, another SATC movie? I wasn't sure about the first one and actually liked it, but a second one?
I do love the costume and can't believe Halloween is next week. Not sure what the Murph is going to be this year, but it will need to be something warm!
Lots of love,
Gretch
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