PALM BEACH MEGA-SNAPS AND MEGA-SLAPS
Woof, Kids!
##See? Do you see how it works, mutts? If you complain and whine and make a fuss...good things come your way.
No, I'm not talking 'bout all those whining wanna-be reality stars or complaining celebutards in H'wood. Nah, they're just lame, and possibly criminals facing time in slam-city (LiLo and Balloon Fam in par-tik). But, I AM talking about how the Diva-Dog griped and griped about that shopping bag containing doggie shampoo and...BAM...WOWZA...in the mail, noon-ish on Monday...a fun box arrived...love me some boxes...with this fabulous hoodie tucked inside. That zany Boston hound, Bitsy, (we like to call her, Boston-Bitsy) shipped this to me all the way from Texas. Oh, that kid!!
Bonus in the gift box? Yep, that little red bow. I wanted to eat it, but The Mool had another idea! Doesn't she always? Ahem.
Well, this totally makes up for Gaz and Moolie and their utter lack of dog shopping skills. Bitsy, you are THE DAWG, and I'm not kidding. I never kid 'bout shopping and cooler than cool gifts. Nope.
Moral of this dog-tale? Get your gripe on you canines...it works. Fast too!!! Hm, what do I want now??? To CHEW the cardboard thingy it came on! One more thing, Bitsy. Be sure to give a big nubbin' wag and nose nuzzle to the Vick-ster!!! She the PEEP!!
The Diva is SO happy. Extra, extra bonus??? I am now an official Beach Bum...Bitsy said so, and I have it on my back!!
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##No, to the hellzzz, NO. I need to dog-slap something. WHERE is that stuffed zebra? I need to slap it and get my howl on.
Did you hear? Did you HEAR? Well, it's just wrong. Wrong on every possible level. Variety tells us, Fox is shaping up a sitcom, 'The Dog Whisperer'. Yep, that National Geo-Guy, Cesar Milan, will be played on the small screen by that...not even going to offer an opinion here...PERSON...Wilmer Valderrama. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Lame, lame, lame. Got to have charisma to portray Cesar and that nit-wit (being nice, okay) doesn't have any. Who should play Cesar? How about some new, up and coming, deserving actor? How nice would that be?
Bark at me!
Visit us at http://www.gazmooliegallery.com
##See? Do you see how it works, mutts? If you complain and whine and make a fuss...good things come your way. No, I'm not talking 'bout all those whining wanna-be reality stars or complaining celebutards in H'wood. Nah, they're just lame, and possibly criminals facing time in slam-city (LiLo and Balloon Fam in par-tik). But, I AM talking about how the Diva-Dog griped and griped about that shopping bag containing doggie shampoo and...BAM...WOWZA...in the mail, noon-ish on Monday...a fun box arrived...love me some boxes...with this fabulous hoodie tucked inside. That zany Boston hound, Bitsy, (we like to call her, Boston-Bitsy) shipped this to me all the way from Texas. Oh, that kid!!Bonus in the gift box? Yep, that little red bow. I wanted to eat it, but The Mool had another idea! Doesn't she always? Ahem.Well, this totally makes up for Gaz and Moolie and their utter lack of dog shopping skills. Bitsy, you are THE DAWG, and I'm not kidding. I never kid 'bout shopping and cooler than cool gifts. Nope.Moral of this dog-tale? Get your gripe on you canines...it works. Fast too!!! Hm, what do I want now??? To CHEW the cardboard thingy it came on! One more thing, Bitsy. Be sure to give a big nubbin' wag and nose nuzzle to the Vick-ster!!! She the PEEP!!
The Diva is SO happy. Extra, extra bonus??? I am now an official Beach Bum...Bitsy said so, and I have it on my back!!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
##No, to the hellzzz, NO. I need to dog-slap something. WHERE is that stuffed zebra? I need to slap it and get my howl on.
Did you hear? Did you HEAR? Well, it's just wrong. Wrong on every possible level. Variety tells us, Fox is shaping up a sitcom, 'The Dog Whisperer'. Yep, that National Geo-Guy, Cesar Milan, will be played on the small screen by that...not even going to offer an opinion here...PERSON...Wilmer Valderrama. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Lame, lame, lame. Got to have charisma to portray Cesar and that nit-wit (being nice, okay) doesn't have any. Who should play Cesar? How about some new, up and coming, deserving actor? How nice would that be?
Bark at me!
Visit us at http://www.gazmooliegallery.com
Good Morning Diva. You do look gorgeous this morning. Well, you look gorgeous every morning. You are official,now. The original Beach (insert palm tree here) Bum. This Boston is so happy you like the hoodie and it fits to a "T", whatever that means. And the bow, what can I say---they are so much fun to disassemble. Wow, that was a big word.
We don't know this Wilmer Valderrama person. But, what we don't know would fill volumes. Wait, what is wrong with me today??? All these big words...I need to go chase a furry-tail or something.
A Dog-Whisperer is cool but only with a cool person, say like Gaz. Now that's what I'm talking about 'cause he is super cool. Or Moolie, she's super, super cool. Hang on, there I go again.
Whew! I must go rest my delicate paws.
I'm so glad you like your hoodie. You do look diviner (is that a word?). The Divine Diva Reggis. Has a nice ring to it.
High paws and nubbin' wags to ya.
Happy Tuesday. Boston-Bitsy
P.S. Tell Moolie, Mommy talked to FedEx and everything is cool. B-B
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