PALM BEACH TOWEL WEARING AND SNARLING MANIACS
Woof, Kids!
**Well, Moolie finally completed Saga One of, The Bainbridges of The Palm Beaches, novel. For The Love of Lassie, it is about time!! Come ON...the Diva-Dog has been more than patient. All that clacking on the computer keys, day and night, has seriously cut into my attention and you know how a Diva MUST have attention, 24/7. Well, if I were awake 24/7, I would definitely want attention.
To his credit, Gaz did his best to fill in, but he thinks he has more to do than cater to a Cavi all day and night (sounds like a poem, huh?)!! Mutts and pups, the Diva is gonna have to agree with him on that little tidbit. Let me tell you, if I had to count on Moolie and her dumb projects to keep me from begging for treats in the lobby and streets (wait I do sorta beg for them at the concierge desk) I would be SOL. I have some standards, after all. Lately, they're not THAT high though, I have to admit.
All that aside, I can now, officially, come out from under my fluffy and stylish towel (and I think RZ would approve and agree that color suits me) and get on with walking and sniffing the streets of WPB. Strut my fluffy stuff, if you will. Back to days before Moolie got all literate, literal, um...literary on me.
**Ran across some bad-azz English bulldogs on the Pool Deck on Wednesday. Right at the elevator doors, so we were sort of trapped. Yikes!! Seemed to be large puppies, but out-of-their-minds with aggression. One more time like that and we'll be 'dropping a dime' on their feisty and smushed mugs (love dime store novel speak, don't you?). Non-Pack Leader and Lame Holder Of Their Leashes? Let 'um go insane and didn't seem concerned. Bitches ain't just girl dawgs, you kids!!
**Gaz passed along some story from ABC news about a tax break perched up there on the hill...you know, the one in Washington. That hill. Some chat about giving pet owners a tax credit for pet health care. Listen, if you could have seen how the vets hit our coin purse in Tampa, passing a bill of this nature would make us howl for joy. We dropped serious change over on the Gulf side 'o things. Some of it unnecessary, I would like to add.
Oh yeah, the tax credit would be in the neighborhood of $3,000 per person for pets. Whatever. Like micro and maxi pigs...that bill will never fly. Ne-Ah.
Bark at me!!
The Bainbridges of The Palm Beaches, http://www.gazmooliegallery.com, click on novel.
**Well, Moolie finally completed Saga One of, The Bainbridges of The Palm Beaches, novel. For The Love of Lassie, it is about time!! Come ON...the Diva-Dog has been more than patient. All that clacking on the computer keys, day and night, has seriously cut into my attention and you know how a Diva MUST have attention, 24/7. Well, if I were awake 24/7, I would definitely want attention. To his credit, Gaz did his best to fill in, but he thinks he has more to do than cater to a Cavi all day and night (sounds like a poem, huh?)!! Mutts and pups, the Diva is gonna have to agree with him on that little tidbit. Let me tell you, if I had to count on Moolie and her dumb projects to keep me from begging for treats in the lobby and streets (wait I do sorta beg for them at the concierge desk) I would be SOL. I have some standards, after all. Lately, they're not THAT high though, I have to admit.
All that aside, I can now, officially, come out from under my fluffy and stylish towel (and I think RZ would approve and agree that color suits me) and get on with walking and sniffing the streets of WPB. Strut my fluffy stuff, if you will. Back to days before Moolie got all literate, literal, um...literary on me.
**Ran across some bad-azz English bulldogs on the Pool Deck on Wednesday. Right at the elevator doors, so we were sort of trapped. Yikes!! Seemed to be large puppies, but out-of-their-minds with aggression. One more time like that and we'll be 'dropping a dime' on their feisty and smushed mugs (love dime store novel speak, don't you?). Non-Pack Leader and Lame Holder Of Their Leashes? Let 'um go insane and didn't seem concerned. Bitches ain't just girl dawgs, you kids!!
**Gaz passed along some story from ABC news about a tax break perched up there on the hill...you know, the one in Washington. That hill. Some chat about giving pet owners a tax credit for pet health care. Listen, if you could have seen how the vets hit our coin purse in Tampa, passing a bill of this nature would make us howl for joy. We dropped serious change over on the Gulf side 'o things. Some of it unnecessary, I would like to add.
Oh yeah, the tax credit would be in the neighborhood of $3,000 per person for pets. Whatever. Like micro and maxi pigs...that bill will never fly. Ne-Ah.
Bark at me!!
The Bainbridges of The Palm Beaches, http://www.gazmooliegallery.com, click on novel.
Good Morning Diva Reggie. My Mommy read me the Bainbridges Saga and I know it took her away from her dawg duties. But you must admit, it was well worth the neglect. Moolie is a good pet, so, I know she will make up for her lack of attention to you. Gaz is pretty good at giving her slack, so, you try too.
Tax break on pets??? Sounds to good to be true and if it sounds to good, it usually is. Mommy just took me for my yearly in September. The heart worm pills and flea & tick stuff (which I hate) and pain meds actually cost more than the exam and injections (and as you know, that is a bundle).
Mommy went shopping yesterday and came back with NO PUPPY TREATS!!! Damn stupid diet, anyway. At least, I got to do major bag sniffin'. I think I'm sad. No, on second thought, I really am sad.
Gotta run, Mommy's up to something. I must oversee all Mommy stuff, 'cause it's usually fun for lil' Bostons.
High paws and nubbin' wags to ya. Bitsy
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