TARGET A SUPER MODEL DOG AND SQUIRREL
Woof, Kids!
Tuesday is here and I don't even know where to begin. Mutts and pups it is big and, I mean, BIGGIE-BIG doings 'round the old doghouse. Oh, yeah. Try to keep those peepers open, like the Diva below...oh, yeah.
##New Target opened this weekend in West Palm Beach. Fancy one too, they even have produce and elevators...I TOLD you this was major. Give us a little consideration here. I mean, come ON, we've been driving a few exits North on Interstate 95 to go to Target...think you know how we feel about Wal-Mart, so this is hugey-huge. Now, we can skip our happy paws to Big T and get those groovy white plastic shopping bags embellished with that super snazzy and flashy bullseye, in a snap.
##Rachael Zoe...Big FINALE last night and the drama was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Brad and Taylor and Rodger and Rachel...OH, MY!! What do you suppose RZ (that's her log) would have to say 'bout the high-fashion style photo of the Diva above? What? A Cavi can't be a super model-dog and VOGUE for the camera? What? You think it's just those zany Whippets who can strut their stuff (um, they don't really have stuff to strut, but I guess that's the point, huh?). Let me get my people and let's just Rach on the iPhone. Just to be sure, okay? Hey, her show is over, she pawned all the work off on her peeps...how busy can she be?
##Paris Hilton, it has been reported all over the 'net, got one of this micro-mini, tea-cup tiny...PIGS, we talked about the other blog day. Poor little thing. Seriously.
##The Diva discovered, horrors, another Diva type drops into the building here and there. Postal Person Diva. They must put the mail in the boxes in private...'cause they LOCK THE DOOR TO THE MAIL ROOM AND YOU CAN NOT SASHAY YOUR FLUFFY FUR IN UNTIL THEY ARE DONE. Do not even think about it. Beware. Mail is serious business...stitch that on a pillow top!!
##Brings me to...we are always anxious to check our mail for important things like fliers from Petco. Did you guys get the one where they are peddling, um, featuring their H-Weeny costumes? Offering a heck of a deal on snaps of dogs and humans, all costumed up and together for a little scary family portrait. You hounds, I'm telling you I saw a picture of a costume on a dog that struck terror in my pounding heart. Ready? Sit yourself down....it's pretty awful to imagine. Okay...a dog...dressed as a...squirrel. That is just wrong, wrong, wrong and bad. It pained my expressive eyes to even cast a quick glance upon it. Creepy and kooky, but mainly...JUST WRONG.
This is so BIG, the Diva-Dog needs a nap.
Bark at me!!
Stay with...The Bainbridges of The Palm Beaches, http://www.gazmooliegallery.com/
Tuesday is here and I don't even know where to begin. Mutts and pups it is big and, I mean, BIGGIE-BIG doings 'round the old doghouse. Oh, yeah. Try to keep those peepers open, like the Diva below...oh, yeah.
##New Target opened this weekend in West Palm Beach. Fancy one too, they even have produce and elevators...I TOLD you this was major. Give us a little consideration here. I mean, come ON, we've been driving a few exits North on Interstate 95 to go to Target...think you know how we feel about Wal-Mart, so this is hugey-huge. Now, we can skip our happy paws to Big T and get those groovy white plastic shopping bags embellished with that super snazzy and flashy bullseye, in a snap.##Rachael Zoe...Big FINALE last night and the drama was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Brad and Taylor and Rodger and Rachel...OH, MY!! What do you suppose RZ (that's her log) would have to say 'bout the high-fashion style photo of the Diva above? What? A Cavi can't be a super model-dog and VOGUE for the camera? What? You think it's just those zany Whippets who can strut their stuff (um, they don't really have stuff to strut, but I guess that's the point, huh?). Let me get my people and let's just Rach on the iPhone. Just to be sure, okay? Hey, her show is over, she pawned all the work off on her peeps...how busy can she be?
##Paris Hilton, it has been reported all over the 'net, got one of this micro-mini, tea-cup tiny...PIGS, we talked about the other blog day. Poor little thing. Seriously.
##The Diva discovered, horrors, another Diva type drops into the building here and there. Postal Person Diva. They must put the mail in the boxes in private...'cause they LOCK THE DOOR TO THE MAIL ROOM AND YOU CAN NOT SASHAY YOUR FLUFFY FUR IN UNTIL THEY ARE DONE. Do not even think about it. Beware. Mail is serious business...stitch that on a pillow top!!
##Brings me to...we are always anxious to check our mail for important things like fliers from Petco. Did you guys get the one where they are peddling, um, featuring their H-Weeny costumes? Offering a heck of a deal on snaps of dogs and humans, all costumed up and together for a little scary family portrait. You hounds, I'm telling you I saw a picture of a costume on a dog that struck terror in my pounding heart. Ready? Sit yourself down....it's pretty awful to imagine. Okay...a dog...dressed as a...squirrel. That is just wrong, wrong, wrong and bad. It pained my expressive eyes to even cast a quick glance upon it. Creepy and kooky, but mainly...JUST WRONG.
This is so BIG, the Diva-Dog needs a nap.
Bark at me!!
Stay with...The Bainbridges of The Palm Beaches, http://www.gazmooliegallery.com/
WARNING!! Diva Reggie, This is a big time WARNING!!! My nana is watching an old rerun of 'In The Heat Of The Night' and you will not (or maybe you will) believe what I just saw. A commercial for photos of your pet in COSTUME!!!
Will the madness ever stop??
Lordy, Lordy! What next?
A very frightened Boston Terrier saying good luck to all critters. Bitsy
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