##Yesterday, the building yard groomers were doing their thing up on the Pool Deck, doggie area, and gave with the attitude to the DAWGS tryin' to do their biz. SORRY if we inconvenienced you and your weed whacker guys. Tough. Start earlier next time, we gotta go and that's our place. Deal with it.

##Been to Petco lately? They seriously need to rethink their prices on dog junk 'n stuff. No wonder it's always empty when The Mool hunts for all things bargain buying

##There is a super-deluxe-snob 'n dog residing here on the 17th floor. Whoa...what you got to be so ARROGANT 'bout? Hm? Get real, it's WAY more fun. You mutts know we don't lose sleep over this kinda shizz, but it's just so dumb. Funny as hell, but dumb. La-de-effin'-da. Natch, the dog looks sweet, but the owner...good golly...BEAST!

##Idiots in Boston are considering implementing a new dog surcharge...it's a tax. If that happens, can other states be far behind. Enough with taxing our azzes, mkay?

@@##!!Hold on you crazy kids...Dragon Fly thing (the size of a small bird) just flew in. Freaked us out (understatement of all time). Moolie isn't good with these situations. Really not good. It's okay though...she managed. Wow, it was gorgeous, but outside. It flew out...and we're happy 'cause we LOVE having all the doors to the outside open to see the sights and sounds of the Atlantic...and the random car alarms at Trump Plaza. It's just too lovely to have them closed.

Now, trot on OV-AH to, The Bainbridges of The Palm Beaches, and get your fiction read on.

Bark at me!!