VAMPIRE DOGS AND AN ENTOURAGE
Woof, Kids!
The Diva-Dog is getting extremely ho-humish about all the vampire shenanigans. It's the Twilight craze (liked RPatz MUCH better in his tiny role in, Harry P)...books and flicks and all that even more ridiculous bloody biting all OV-AH the smaller screen.
However, I can jump on that old bandwagon like the next Hollywood hound, hanger-on or movie producer/nit-wit.
Mutts and pups, here's the deal I propose. Let's get crankin' with an animal version of biting, glowing eyes and howling. Hear me out here.
Here's how it would go down.
CAST
Dogs - Vampires (what, you would expect any other animal to have the lead role? please...how long you been readin' this blog?)
Cats - Werewolves (who better than a bunch of felines?)
Well, after that does it really matter if any other creatures are really in this mess?
Storyline - Animals, in packs, create and "act" dumb, lame, boring, silly-ass...with, pretty much, nothing stories and even less drama...the public goes wild and crazy for it and the starring animals are suddenly the rage, all over the tabloids and 'net.
Appealing? I would say about as equally appealing as the current vampire insanity going on. So, there you go. I think you get what I'm sayin'.
Of course, say we did develop and execute such a plan...I did mention the Diva would, of course, have the starring role. So, you creatures of the animal kingdom better start suckin'-up immediately if you wanna join my entourage!! Yes, there WILL be one.
Gotta go and start perusing those free classifieds for an amazing and appropriate movie Producer...and that is JUST the place to find one.
Bark at me.
The Diva-Dog is getting extremely ho-humish about all the vampire shenanigans. It's the Twilight craze (liked RPatz MUCH better in his tiny role in, Harry P)...books and flicks and all that even more ridiculous bloody biting all OV-AH the smaller screen.
However, I can jump on that old bandwagon like the next Hollywood hound, hanger-on or movie producer/nit-wit.
Mutts and pups, here's the deal I propose. Let's get crankin' with an animal version of biting, glowing eyes and howling. Hear me out here.
Here's how it would go down.
CAST
Dogs - Vampires (what, you would expect any other animal to have the lead role? please...how long you been readin' this blog?)
Cats - Werewolves (who better than a bunch of felines?)
Well, after that does it really matter if any other creatures are really in this mess?
Storyline - Animals, in packs, create and "act" dumb, lame, boring, silly-ass...with, pretty much, nothing stories and even less drama...the public goes wild and crazy for it and the starring animals are suddenly the rage, all over the tabloids and 'net.
Appealing? I would say about as equally appealing as the current vampire insanity going on. So, there you go. I think you get what I'm sayin'.
Of course, say we did develop and execute such a plan...I did mention the Diva would, of course, have the starring role. So, you creatures of the animal kingdom better start suckin'-up immediately if you wanna join my entourage!! Yes, there WILL be one.
Gotta go and start perusing those free classifieds for an amazing and appropriate movie Producer...and that is JUST the place to find one.
Bark at me.
Hey Diva. I'm playing catch up. We've had a few things going on here.
The Diva as a vampire? Awesome. You would be great. If no one believes it, just look at the snap. I'm shivering in my white stocking paws. I could be a little vampire. I have the black coat and what looke like a widows-peak like Bela Lagose (is that how to spell his name?). Also, I am great at staring you down, just ask Mommy.
Sorry you got ditched at the Keys. At least you got to tag along. I looked in my doggie dictionary and the meaning of southern most Florida is H-O-T!!!
Got to go oversee Mommy puting new bandage on Daddy's great toe. He had ingrown nails cut out last Thursday. Boy, he keeps Mommy hopping being Nurse Nancy. Oh wait a sec, that is Moolie.
High paws and nubbin' wags to ya. Bitsy
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Hey, Bitsy...we could have a fantastic time playing Vampire and scaring people, huh? Yeah, YOU really could be great with that built in cape and widow's peak. Hey, I'm jealous...my coat makes me look more like Gilda!! You know...all Rita Hayworth and stuff and that won't scare anyone.
Sorry about the toe thing. Yikes!! Painful. Hope it gets better soon. Really soon.
I'm so laughing about Nurse Nancy. Ha, ha. Best part of that little book? Those crazy band-aids stuck in the front.
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