THE EMMY'S AND THE IDIOTS
Woof, Kids!
Mornin' campers! The Diva-Dog, gazes upon the Atlantic, pounds the keys of the laptop and reflects on dumb stuff like our weekend, idiotic dog studies done at top universities, idiot celebu-tards and puppy pools.
The Diva works HARD for her money, um, treats. Meanwhile...
early Sunday morning brought pool time for Gaz and Moolie. Ahem, Moolie in the pool, wearing a silly hat, the Atlantic peeking over...all without the Diva anywhere in sight.
NO DOGS ALLOWED in the pool, just people. There is something I could say here, but I will refrain and just zip it up. Well, to be perfectly honest, if all the canines in the building were permitted to splash and paddle in that pool (even though it is many, many times the size of that bathroom sink Trump Plaza calls an outdoor pool), it would so clog up the pump and filter and be totally unattractive. Still, would it be too much to ask management types to put in a piddle and paddle, puppy-pool? Yes, I meant to say piddle!!
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Now, let's move on and talk 'bout some Duke University professors (with or without, Maryanne, who knows) who are doing, or have done, some kind of study about secrets locked inside the minds of canines. Listen, if we have secrets...we plan on keeping 'em locked in, you silly humans. We are loyal and trustworthy, got it?
Yep, it seems as though these brainy-azzis, put pups on leashes, held up doggy treats, hid 'em under plastic Solo or Dixie cups, and then pointed to the cup, while Fido sat and observed. Oh, one prof. did the hiding while another did the dog-holding.
Stay with me here. Okay, once the biscuit or whatever is safely tucked under the cup...the mutt is released, bolts over, turns the correct cup over and finds the food. Now, here's the big deal of it all for the research project ...it's all about the FINGER POINTING. Seems they claim a hound understanding the meaning of a pointing finger is a huge-ass accomplishment. Um, not really. My peeps point all the time and I totally get it. Believe me, it ain't no secret to be kept. Know what I mean?
People, please. If this is the best doggie-research they can come up with, we should send in some ideas. Really...plastic cups, dog biscuits and a pointing finger. However, if they are determined to focus on digit-posing, those professors should just chill with us and they would see some finger pointing that would stand-their-hair-on-end!!! No secret message going on 'round here. For The Love of Lassie, the smarter they are...do I really need to finish that statement? Didn't think so.
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Speaking of idiots, did you see the Emmy Awards? Full of 'em. BIG ones. Best part of the show and red carpet? One of the BIGGEST H-wood idiots was nowhere in sight...Megan Fox. She is everywhere these days and, seriously, it is no secret that she is sort of a mega-idiot. Hey, I didn't say it...the Internet says it..is in total agreement about her. The Net-of-Inter knows all, sees all...sort of like the Wizard in Oz. We can just hope that the peeps in her hometown of Port St. Lucie, Florida, don't believe the Wizard and are so PROUD of her and her ramblings. The Emmy's? Rambled on and on, but at least Duckie, er, Jon Cryer won...now that's NOT idiotic.
Bark at me!
Mornin' campers! The Diva-Dog, gazes upon the Atlantic, pounds the keys of the laptop and reflects on dumb stuff like our weekend, idiotic dog studies done at top universities, idiot celebu-tards and puppy pools.
The Diva works HARD for her money, um, treats. Meanwhile...
early Sunday morning brought pool time for Gaz and Moolie. Ahem, Moolie in the pool, wearing a silly hat, the Atlantic peeking over...all without the Diva anywhere in sight.
NO DOGS ALLOWED in the pool, just people. There is something I could say here, but I will refrain and just zip it up. Well, to be perfectly honest, if all the canines in the building were permitted to splash and paddle in that pool (even though it is many, many times the size of that bathroom sink Trump Plaza calls an outdoor pool), it would so clog up the pump and filter and be totally unattractive. Still, would it be too much to ask management types to put in a piddle and paddle, puppy-pool? Yes, I meant to say piddle!!##
Now, let's move on and talk 'bout some Duke University professors (with or without, Maryanne, who knows) who are doing, or have done, some kind of study about secrets locked inside the minds of canines. Listen, if we have secrets...we plan on keeping 'em locked in, you silly humans. We are loyal and trustworthy, got it?
Yep, it seems as though these brainy-azzis, put pups on leashes, held up doggy treats, hid 'em under plastic Solo or Dixie cups, and then pointed to the cup, while Fido sat and observed. Oh, one prof. did the hiding while another did the dog-holding.
Stay with me here. Okay, once the biscuit or whatever is safely tucked under the cup...the mutt is released, bolts over, turns the correct cup over and finds the food. Now, here's the big deal of it all for the research project ...it's all about the FINGER POINTING. Seems they claim a hound understanding the meaning of a pointing finger is a huge-ass accomplishment. Um, not really. My peeps point all the time and I totally get it. Believe me, it ain't no secret to be kept. Know what I mean?
People, please. If this is the best doggie-research they can come up with, we should send in some ideas. Really...plastic cups, dog biscuits and a pointing finger. However, if they are determined to focus on digit-posing, those professors should just chill with us and they would see some finger pointing that would stand-their-hair-on-end!!! No secret message going on 'round here. For The Love of Lassie, the smarter they are...do I really need to finish that statement? Didn't think so.
##
Speaking of idiots, did you see the Emmy Awards? Full of 'em. BIG ones. Best part of the show and red carpet? One of the BIGGEST H-wood idiots was nowhere in sight...Megan Fox. She is everywhere these days and, seriously, it is no secret that she is sort of a mega-idiot. Hey, I didn't say it...the Internet says it..is in total agreement about her. The Net-of-Inter knows all, sees all...sort of like the Wizard in Oz. We can just hope that the peeps in her hometown of Port St. Lucie, Florida, don't believe the Wizard and are so PROUD of her and her ramblings. The Emmy's? Rambled on and on, but at least Duckie, er, Jon Cryer won...now that's NOT idiotic.
Bark at me!
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