READ A WHISPER, FEED A SHOUT
Woof, Kids!
Guess you heard that our favorite Pack Leader, Cesar-Dog Whisperer, is launching a magazine. Naturally, I expect to be offered the cover. If not...the Diva-Dog will...bark, howl and stomp my fluffy paws until the Whisperer shouts an offer this way and showers me with treats. Cover-Dog-Diva, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaking of, um, Pack Leaders...catch a glimpse of the "non-pack-leader-but-bringing-up-the-rear-guy". Yeah, the Diva lets him tag along and hold the leash. Well, SOMEONE has to do it. Besides, it makes Gaz and Moolie feel good to THINK they are in charge. Delusion...it's a lovely thing.
On another dumb note, have you hounds seen all the Halloween junk all OV-AH the stores. Um, Christmas too. Please.
To make matters worse, I fear there is another costume waiting in the wings (well the linen closet) for a certain Cavi. Pretty certain I saw Moolie attempt to hide some lame-ass dog costume in a crinkly bag. Last year I was a devil-dog, remember? This year? Who knows...Underdog, Dino, Nemo. Lamer than lame. I'm telling you right now that I will be digging a hole to bury whatever it is. Um, how do you dig a hole in marble or carpet? Hm.
Biggest disappointment? Brandon, my best buddy, tipped her off about where to get this newest outfit. Man.
I am a broken record each year, but it is just silly to have all this holiday jazz stuffed into stores when we just had Labor Day. It is exhausting me just thinking about it. I need a toddy and a tummy rub to de-stress.
Okay, trot yourselves on into the weekend, and have a howlin' good time, but remember...come October...YOU too could find yourselves sporting a costume and looking like an idiot. Just sayin'.
Bark at me!
Guess you heard that our favorite Pack Leader, Cesar-Dog Whisperer, is launching a magazine. Naturally, I expect to be offered the cover. If not...the Diva-Dog will...bark, howl and stomp my fluffy paws until the Whisperer shouts an offer this way and showers me with treats. Cover-Dog-Diva, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaking of, um, Pack Leaders...catch a glimpse of the "non-pack-leader-but-bringing-up-the-rear-guy". Yeah, the Diva lets him tag along and hold the leash. Well, SOMEONE has to do it. Besides, it makes Gaz and Moolie feel good to THINK they are in charge. Delusion...it's a lovely thing.
On another dumb note, have you hounds seen all the Halloween junk all OV-AH the stores. Um, Christmas too. Please.
To make matters worse, I fear there is another costume waiting in the wings (well the linen closet) for a certain Cavi. Pretty certain I saw Moolie attempt to hide some lame-ass dog costume in a crinkly bag. Last year I was a devil-dog, remember? This year? Who knows...Underdog, Dino, Nemo. Lamer than lame. I'm telling you right now that I will be digging a hole to bury whatever it is. Um, how do you dig a hole in marble or carpet? Hm.
Biggest disappointment? Brandon, my best buddy, tipped her off about where to get this newest outfit. Man.
I am a broken record each year, but it is just silly to have all this holiday jazz stuffed into stores when we just had Labor Day. It is exhausting me just thinking about it. I need a toddy and a tummy rub to de-stress.
Okay, trot yourselves on into the weekend, and have a howlin' good time, but remember...come October...YOU too could find yourselves sporting a costume and looking like an idiot. Just sayin'.
Bark at me!
OK Diva -- maybe you are the Pack Leader but -- ahem -- who's holding the leash? Just sayin' ...
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Yeah, well...hm, give me a few minutes and I will have a majorly snappy come-back!
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Good Friday Morning Diva.
I remember you being a Devil last year. You looked so cute. Don't get your tail feathers all ruffled over a new costume. Whatever Moolie puts you in, you will still be refined, cute and always the Diva. Of course, on the other paw, I'm hoping my Mommy forgets to get me a new one.
Mommy and Daddy were in Lowes' yesterday and even they were putting out Christmas stuff. For the love of Lassie, in a hardware store...P-l-e-a-s-e!!!
I have to say, Gaz looks adorable on the end of your leash. Peeps always think they are always in control. Little do they know. After all, they are just peeps.
Have a great weekend and don't worry about the bag in the closet.
High paws and nubbin' wags to ya. Bitsy
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Gaz, Who's really holdng the leash? Hmmmmm!!!
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Hey Bitsy -- You know about those matching kitchen aprons, right? The man's apron says, "I rule the roost." The woman's says, "I rule the rooster." Nuff said!
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Gaz, You really are THE MAN. Diva is so lucky to have you on her leash. Bitsy
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Happy Sunday Diva.
All I have to say is "QUACK-QUACK-QUACK". Right now, here in Arlington, we are at almost 6 inches of rain. I hate going potty in the rain but one can only it for so long. Good news, Mommy got me a pair of water wings because my backyard looks like a swimy pool. Even the furry-tails aren't coming out to eat, drat it.
How are things in WPB?
Have a great day and I hope the weather is good enough for a top down cruise.
Wet high paws and dripping nubbin' wags to ya.
Bitsy
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You need a Rubber Ducky, Bitsy.
Listen, it is the rainy season in WPB...through October, so we have rain every single day. I got really, really wet last night, even though Moolie held the umbrella over me. My fluffy paws were soaked!!
It feels very tropical...rain moves through and then it clears and it gorgeous. As a matter of fact, it's raining right now, but the sun is shining over the Atlantic and part of WPB. It is lovely, but I don't like getting my paws wet either.
Will let you know about tonight. I think Gaz is going to make chicken and there is some football game on, blah, blah, blah.
Have a SENSATIONAL Sunday, you crazy kid!!!
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