Woof, Kids!

Yes, that blog headline, pretty much, sums up the week, thus far!!

If you don't want to go down the bitching road with us...STOP READING IMMEDIATELY and go to another blog somewhere on the Web. May we suggest, Guideposts.
For those still with us...love ya for stickin' and here we go...keeping things in perspective that there are MUCH LARGER and seriously important issues in the world and we are clear on and appreciate that fact. Okay? Besides, munching on the remnants of a tuna package makes things some better. Wait, did that come from the hurricane emergency kit? Where are those crazy orange crackers?

Let the bitching begin...desperately NOT seeking sympathy or pity...just need partners (and Gaz can only do so much) to vent some steam...
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The big screen television in the bedroom is kaput and it is something Mitsubishi has known and done nothing for the consumer.  We love being an electronic "money pit sucker".

Have been trying to print a hard-copy letter to a friend in Texas, who refuses to buy a computer (insert MAJOR, and more major, groaning here because it is just plain idiotic to actively shun the computer) and the printer is not cooperating. Don't even suggest writing it out in long-hand. Ain't gonna happen.

UPS attempted a gift order delivery from Macy's this week, back-ordered in JUNE, but returned it because their customer service person failed to put our unit number on the box. Definitely their fault. Spent an hour on the phone, no exaggeration, trying to get it worked out. Stand by, we'll see how I did in a few days.

A ridiculous real estate situation in Ohio continues to drive us absolutely insane and also crazy. Get the picture? Too boring, so I won't trouble you with details...just scream a little, or a lot, for us...prayers couldn't hurt either.  Gaz and Moolie? In addition to money out the window on appliances and electronics, we LOVE to play this horrible "endless money pit suckers" game for the benefit of others and the detriment to personal bank account. Uh-huh! Could rant on this one for, oh, years and years and years. Heaven and Saint Joseph, PLEASE, look in on this one for us!

Moolie knows, for certain, she has not had a really decent hair day since 2004, and it doesn't look promising anytime soon.

Moolie's two big toes are recovering from being smashed (she lost the nails) when she dropped a heavy article on 'em...she banged one of them into the corner of the bed...the worst one, of course.

Run into, and deal with, way too many self-involved, self-important people...and not just in the Palm Beaches. Hardly, hardly. Could go on about this one for, like...well, same as my Ohio bitching above...YEARS!

Major and minor, typical stuff that can annoy the living crap out of you, called condo and high rise living. There is no Utopia, so we abide...if "The Dude" (and if you don't know what this means, go watch, The Big Lebowski) can abide...so shall we.

Moolie feels super bad for Gaz, who is a saint, and must deal with way too many things that others should be doing. This could be a blog in and of itself. Trust.

There you have it, that's my whining, moaning and bitching for the week. Gotta go now and make my "thankful for the many rich blessings in my life" list. Won't trouble sharing that with you...too boring, don't ya think? A bitch fest is just so much more fun!!! Well, this and licking an empty tuna package. The simple things get us through, huh?
Bark at me. Howl at me...I'm good with it.

A LONG P.S...Kids, before posting this bitch fest blog, what do suppose happened? A package arrived with a beautiful and special gift, card and meaningful and inspirational little pocket coins from someone (who knows I'm having a majorly crappy week) we love very, very much. Someone gorgeous from Minnesota. No names, please. So, let me just add that we KNOW the blessings we have in our life and never take them for granted. Ever. We KNOW this is stupid and annoying minor stuff. Damn her though, for making me feel guilty for this bitch blog. See what I mean...I can't even bitch successfully!!!