EYE ROLLING, BANDANA BASHING, POLL DECK SNOBS AND CANDY LOBS
Woof, Kids!
You mutts, the Diva-Dog MUST roll my eyes at some of the dumb crap I am being forced to cast my eyes upon. I mean it is either roll them to the high heavens, or squeeze them shut so tightly I could injure my expressive self.
First, have you heard about the largest dog in the world? Zeus?Yeah, it weighs about 300 pounds, okay...250, you nit-pickers of the world. Still, I roll my eyes at that tidbit. Why? Seems Moolie and Gaz are always waxing poetic about the Diva and eating and treats and...nag, nag, nag. The Diva is not even close to that weight, not even. Please, I can't be more than, oh, 150-175...well, a little less...I most-def realize my legs are much shorter and my body type a shade different. Just sayin', I think they could cut me some slack here and there in the treat-beggin' department. I also, give you a side-eye on this one.
Second, there is some sort of lame-ass bandanna for sale out in cyber-dog-goodie-buying-world. You know how I feel about bandanna wearing dogs. If not, check the archive or just suffice it to say...no. But, this la-de-da SCARF is just so very, very special and they claim it is 'sposed to keep canines cool and whatever. Wait. Hold on...perhaps not such a bad idea. I recall my eye-rolls on this one. Can I do that?
Third, and this is the real eye-roller of the day, you hounds. I mean my eyes roll to the left, they roll to the right, pups, they are rollin' to the sky!!! There is some neighborly guy in the building with a little white pookie-ookie-snookie-kookie dog and he is the MOST arrogant and snooty guy since the Green Hornet in Tampa. Has about the same reasons to be snooty as she did...gotta get my tongue out of my tiny cheek on that statement. Kids, if that dude puts his nose any higher in the air up there on the old Pool Deck...he gonna get a MAY-JAH nose bleed while his mutt is doing his biz. We have made our VERY LAST ATTEMPT at saying hi and smiling and sniffing and all that jazz. Makes us laugh super hard though. Every time. Feel sorry for his little fluffy puff ball...he is super cute. The guy...super grouch. We appreciate it though, eye-rolls and all. Yep, you simply gotta love a building providing so much cool junk for a satirical blog.
Satirical...that means sad, right? Uh-huh, uh-huh. Some people don't know what it means...trust.
Oh, I am going to remind you, again...tonight...Tori and Dean...kids, it is getting good with Candy lobbing her blab all over the 'Net. Talk about eye-rolling, bet she's gonna do a lot of it when catches the episode tonight about Stella's first birthday. If only Candy-girl lived in this building...what fun...what blog fodder...HOLD ON...I think some of these nit-wits think they ARE Candy Spelling.
Bark at me!
PS-No, not sad you crazy kids!
You mutts, the Diva-Dog MUST roll my eyes at some of the dumb crap I am being forced to cast my eyes upon. I mean it is either roll them to the high heavens, or squeeze them shut so tightly I could injure my expressive self.First, have you heard about the largest dog in the world? Zeus?Yeah, it weighs about 300 pounds, okay...250, you nit-pickers of the world. Still, I roll my eyes at that tidbit. Why? Seems Moolie and Gaz are always waxing poetic about the Diva and eating and treats and...nag, nag, nag. The Diva is not even close to that weight, not even. Please, I can't be more than, oh, 150-175...well, a little less...I most-def realize my legs are much shorter and my body type a shade different. Just sayin', I think they could cut me some slack here and there in the treat-beggin' department. I also, give you a side-eye on this one.
Second, there is some sort of lame-ass bandanna for sale out in cyber-dog-goodie-buying-world. You know how I feel about bandanna wearing dogs. If not, check the archive or just suffice it to say...no. But, this la-de-da SCARF is just so very, very special and they claim it is 'sposed to keep canines cool and whatever. Wait. Hold on...perhaps not such a bad idea. I recall my eye-rolls on this one. Can I do that?
Third, and this is the real eye-roller of the day, you hounds. I mean my eyes roll to the left, they roll to the right, pups, they are rollin' to the sky!!! There is some neighborly guy in the building with a little white pookie-ookie-snookie-kookie dog and he is the MOST arrogant and snooty guy since the Green Hornet in Tampa. Has about the same reasons to be snooty as she did...gotta get my tongue out of my tiny cheek on that statement. Kids, if that dude puts his nose any higher in the air up there on the old Pool Deck...he gonna get a MAY-JAH nose bleed while his mutt is doing his biz. We have made our VERY LAST ATTEMPT at saying hi and smiling and sniffing and all that jazz. Makes us laugh super hard though. Every time. Feel sorry for his little fluffy puff ball...he is super cute. The guy...super grouch. We appreciate it though, eye-rolls and all. Yep, you simply gotta love a building providing so much cool junk for a satirical blog.
Satirical...that means sad, right? Uh-huh, uh-huh. Some people don't know what it means...trust.
Oh, I am going to remind you, again...tonight...Tori and Dean...kids, it is getting good with Candy lobbing her blab all over the 'Net. Talk about eye-rolling, bet she's gonna do a lot of it when catches the episode tonight about Stella's first birthday. If only Candy-girl lived in this building...what fun...what blog fodder...HOLD ON...I think some of these nit-wits think they ARE Candy Spelling.
Bark at me!
PS-No, not sad you crazy kids!
Hey Diva....What kind of car does Mr. Snooty drive???
a VW??? ....or the Palm Beach equivalent ....a JAG???!!!
I'm just sayin'!!! EWWWWW....worse yet...a Green Jag...now there's an eye roll for you!!
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Whew, Teddy....
Man, I am just now able to pick myself up off the floor from laughing so hard at your comment. I mean it is so doggone funny....fun-KNEE!!!
Yeah, a GREEN JAG...hm, what could we nickname this joker? I think we can agree that silently it is something along the lines of what we nicknamed the GREEN HORNET WAGON, huh? Except male version. For some reason I want hum a song by Elton John....the...la-la-la..is back....!!!!!!
Got to think on a supreme nickname for this one!!!
I'm still laughing though.
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The "Hornet" has always struck me to be more like the male species, if you catch my drift...let's call this PB snoot the "Queen Bee"...sounds a bit effeminate to me...
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Good Morning Diva. Another soggy day here in Arlington.
I think the snooties and arrogant Mean Joe Green's in all of Florida, seek out you guys. I know there are bound to be other nice humans and mutts in WPB than Moolie, Gaz and Diva Reggie. Well, take them for what they are, stupid, ignorant sub-humans. Whew, that was nasty coming from a Boston Terrier who loves everyone. I'll tell you this, Mean Joe Green would drown here in north central Texas with an attitude like his. Too bad such a person has to have a cutie fur ball.
Oh well, you guys just keep on being your sweet selves and to hell with the snooties.
Mommy just got back from Wally-World with a bag full of goodies for me. She lets me help got the stuff outta the bag, so, I'm off to reap the spoils of being spoiled. (Now, that is an eye-roller)
High (damp) paws and drippin' nubbin' wags to ya. Bitsy
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Bitsy,
Yep, there are absolutely plenty O most excellent peeps in the Sunshine State...heck, they just aren't fun to write about...know what I'm sayin'?
Oh, they are all much nicer than us, for sure on that. We are just always out there...diggin' for dirt...we find it!!!
We have the most fun running into and writing about the nit-wits...who wants to read about playing nice? Right?
Have mucho fun with your new stuff...sometimes the bag is the best part.
Still getting your dog paws wet, eh? Hm...note to self...invent dog umbrella to go along with the cooling down a dog bandanna. See ya on Amazon, Bitsy!!!
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