PALM BEACH AND HOLLYWOOD PAMPERED PETS
Woof, Kids!
Have you crazy kids heard of or seen some nonsensical show called, Insanely Pampered Hollywood Dogs, on E!...? No, we haven't either, but, Moolie captured it on the dvr and we may watch it, if and when we have a sec. Not sure though. Even we have limits when it comes to wasting time watching the shenanigans of idiots and vapid shows that dumb Hollywood types throw out here. During these tough times for people and pets, I think I'd rather see a show about shallow Hollywood nit-wits doing something worthwhile...some random acts of kindness...helping helpless people and animals rather than dressing up helpless animals and making people look even more ridiculous. Just me though.
Of course, a dumb show featuring the Diva-Dog, now that's another story.
If you've seen it give me a woof and let know what ya thing. Heck, I can be shallow as can be, if it is really, really worth it. I've admitted this to you before, so no shocker in that statement, huh? Let's just say, Denise, Tori, Dancing With The Stars, etc.
Yawn. Gaz and Moolie continue to have their heads and hands all OV-AH their laptops and Web sites. The Diva is starting to get annoyed by it all, but Moolie now has Chapter Four of The Bainbridges published over on the gazmooliegallery site and Gaz is computer disk deep in all things, gerrypronouncedgary site.
I try to make them feel guilty and it, pretty much, works like a charm, so after giving them the sad and soulful eye, for about an hour, they decided to haul us on up to just chill out on the Pool Deck.
Groovy for me as I look for mutts and pups to scare and dominate (okay, okay...not really) and they gaze out at the Atlantic and converse about heavy junk like their day, wine, food and travel. Still yawning.
Read this closely now, we make certain that the dainty Diva-Dog paws are utterly and completely in the lap of my peeps...can't have DAWGS sitting in those jazzy outdoor chairs. You know, the ones sitting out, baking and shaking in the wind, sun and rain 24/7. Horrors!!
Well, while I lap sit, they do throw in some bitching and twitching 'bout the building here and there, and that is always a blast.
Read this closely now, we make certain that the dainty Diva-Dog paws are utterly and completely in the lap of my peeps...can't have DAWGS sitting in those jazzy outdoor chairs. You know, the ones sitting out, baking and shaking in the wind, sun and rain 24/7. Horrors!!
Well, while I lap sit, they do throw in some bitching and twitching 'bout the building here and there, and that is always a blast.
How's your July going?
Bark at me!!
Pamela Barker
Please visit my satirical blog www.cavalierkingcharlesdiva.com, it isn't really about a dog!And my on-line art gallery www.gazmooliegallery.com
Hey Diva. Once again, computer has been ailing. Don't know what it's problem is and Time Warner Wireless is absolutely no help whatsoever.
I am all for the comfy sofa and snuggly laps. Who wants to sit on a hot, wet chair and a common floor when there are such wonderful alternatives. (That word was almost to big for me.)
I don't bully other mutts but I do felines (I'm sorry about that). Right now I'm after the baby 'possums that live under our building. They hiss at me because I'm barking and trying to dig out the barricade Mommy has up. Daddy caught one in the live trap yesterday. Mommy was setting out the sprinklers and when she went to turn on the water, there was the 'possum, right by the faucet. It startled her for a sec. She yelled for Daddy (always to her rescue) and he trapped the rodent looking rascal and hauled his butt to the park. I wonder if his mama missed him? But then, who cares, right? Not my Mommy.
Mommy has to catch up on Anya and Frederick, so, I guess I will let her have the keyboard.
BTW, our July is simmerin'. But maybe rain today. Yeah, right, this is Texas.
High paws and nubbin' wags to ya.
Bitsy
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Patricia,
Well, thank you so much for finding the blog, reading it and coming back. It is greatly appreciated.
It is great fun for me to write, but it takes courage to be a commenter. I know...I also read many other blogs.
I have a small, but loyal, group willing to make their comments public (many write me, privately) and I am so happy you decided to join the small group of brave "dawgs".
Welcome, please do come often...I thank you for reading and appreciating something satirical!!!
Have a great weekend!!
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