PALM BEACH ROAMING AND RELAXING
Woof, Kids!Did you hounds hear about those nutty yoga classes for peeps and their dogs? Oh, yeah...all the rage.
There's not a colorful floor mat large enough to make that happen, forget all that insanity. I shake my dog-paws in terror at the thought of The Diva-Dog hanging out with Gaz and The Mool in ANY sort of class. But come on...I would rather give up my little yogurt drops than do doggie yoga with 'em.
You may think that rather harsh, coming from a sweet Cavi KC. Think you will be on my side when I 'splain. Um, they were all up in a yoga class a few years ago and, let's just say they could have taken it a wee bit more seriously. Yeah, they did all the stretching and breathing and flexing...blah, blah, blah. BUT, it seems one half of my duo fell asleep, in every session (snoring and all the routine), and the other half attempted to be the Whole Foods lovin' teacher's pet and drank organic carrot juice during class like a good vegetarian...then zoomed straight to the burger joint for one with all the trimmings. Just sayin'.
You may think that rather harsh, coming from a sweet Cavi KC. Think you will be on my side when I 'splain. Um, they were all up in a yoga class a few years ago and, let's just say they could have taken it a wee bit more seriously. Yeah, they did all the stretching and breathing and flexing...blah, blah, blah. BUT, it seems one half of my duo fell asleep, in every session (snoring and all the routine), and the other half attempted to be the Whole Foods lovin' teacher's pet and drank organic carrot juice during class like a good vegetarian...then zoomed straight to the burger joint for one with all the trimmings. Just sayin'.
So, I'm sure you can see why I will pass on doing yoga with 'em. I would much rather relax my dog paws on our comfy sofa. Especially if I could keep on being super cozy and getting my nuzzle on beside B's bag (see snap). No can do. He yanked it away from me when he hit the trail back to Big D. Bummer. Yanked COULD be a little strong, btw.
As you can see, not worrying about yoga class OR embarrassing people are these bad-ass cats in our WPB 'hood. These bad boys and gals roam around the urban streets and buildings and you had better not cross 'em. Honestly, if you do cross 'em they will scamper away and hide. We love these fine felines, but they do make us sorta sad, because THEY look so sad. They need a family, but they are super, super feral, and that's not going to happen. They do get plenty of food and water though and that is a good thing.
Bark at me!
Diva -- You do a little snoring and deep snoozing yourself, doncha know. Yoga-wise, we just call what you're doing on the sofa "deep breathing relaxation therapy." I was doing the same thing in class!
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Um, Gaz...wow, this is sort of harsh and I will have to cover my expressive eyes with my dainty (ha) paws.
Well, at least you didn't throw Moolie under the yoga mat along with me, but I happen to know she does a little snoring herself, I will just toss her on under that old mat (no bus around).
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