PALM BEACH STYLE MUTT MUFFS AND MAD AND SAD DIVA
Woof, Kids!
Let's just go ahead and be serious for a second and talk about that horrible dog situation in Columbus, Ohio. As Moolie and Gaz once lived in Columbus, the story caught our eye, and it is so sad and disturbing.
Allegedly, some firefighter sort of guy has been accused of shooting his two dogs in the basement of his residence and then dumping their bodies. Evidently, he did this heinous act and then departed Ohio for some type of cruise. Story goes on to say he could not afford to board the dogs and this was his solution. That is enough of this unbelievably sad story, and we will just have to wait and see if he is found guilty and the resulting consequences.
Something much brighter on the horizon was the Diva-Dog's view of the Intra-Coastal and the Atlantic yesterday. Moolie, always with the iphone camera handy, snapped the above photo. Just wanted to inject something cheery.Kids, I have to tell you that I am a little bit miffed that Moolie failed to provide the Diva-Dog with those things called, Mutt Muffs, prior to all that July 4th, racket.
No, these are not Mutt Muffs. Hardly. You can not fool the Diva.Sorry, I know I sort of promised I was moving on past that patriotic holiday, but I failed to tell you hounds that I really needed some of those crazy things, but I didn't get them. Dogs ears should be protected and, supposedly, MM's are the hip and sophisticated solution.
Obviously, Moolie had some cheap-o version in mind for the Diva. Come on, economic times are tough, but trying to use her crappy old headphones from some lame airline is ree-dik. I turned my nose right on up at this nonsense and Moolie removed them to unknown parts of the condo. Better not see them on my fluffy ears again. Seriously. Think my expression says it all.Tell me, am I the last to receive a pair of Mutt Muffs? Do all you mutts and pups already have them to slap over your sensitive ears when things get super noisy 'round your dog den?
Well, I had better see and feel a pair of those things clamped securely around my super fluffy ears before the NEXT fireworks hoop-tee-do. If not, I think I will drop a dime (love me some film noir speak) on Gaz and Moolie to the Humane whatever.
Wait, better yet...think I will start a movement and picket somewhere around here. Yep, I believe I will start on a street named, Worth. Perfect. I will march up and down, hand-painted and elegant banner in paw, and garner national attention and press...BAM...canines everywhere will have their very own Mutt Muffs. I just adore a worthy cause, don't you? Plus, it never hurts to pop into that Neiman's on Worth for a little shopping. Yes, shopping and a cause...my kind of day.
Bark at me!!
Bark at me!!
OMG! That is an awful story. It's bad enough to read about people abandoning their pets when they can't afford to pay their rent or mortgage and flee their house, but shooting your pets because you can't afford to board them? How can someone do that?
Anyway, had never heard of Mutt Muffs, but The Murph definitely needs some of those Mutt Muffs for thunderstorms and next 4th of July.
Tell Moolie to get you a set of more stylish muffs...maybe ones with some bling and an "R" or "DD" or something.
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