WEST PALM CONDO BITCHING AND TORI AND DEAN
Bitching About Stuff While Munching On And Wallowing In Silky Scarves Is Divine!
Woof, Kids!
We've been so caught up in the whirlwind of Miami Mania that we have let condo caper bitching and moaning kind of drift.
Today, let's just dabble in all sorts of griping and opinions and junk? Want to?
Hounds, first thing I want to toss in the old discussion ring is the Tuesday episode of, Tori and Dean. I will tell you that my Buddha-Kissed (if you don't know, well, that is a little reddish spot smack on top of the heads of some Blenheim Cavi's) head is still sort of spinning. Could they have made it any more chaotic? Who knew so many topics could be jammed into one reality show installment. Man.
Poor little Stella just looks bewildered (could they please not call her Buggy, she will not thank them in a few years), Liam (calling him Monkey is a little better, but if they can't find something cuter for Stella, they should drop both nicknames, imo) is just so cute and wild, Patsy looks mostly tired and as bewildered as Stella, 90210 shenanigans, Dean and his movie whatever and a snow party for a really good cause. Wonder if we should ping Tori with a nice little email note and tell her should prolly STOP whining about how she wants a normal life for her family. I'm not believing it anymore. How 'bout you? Wait. Did we ever really buy into that?
Poor little Stella just looks bewildered (could they please not call her Buggy, she will not thank them in a few years), Liam (calling him Monkey is a little better, but if they can't find something cuter for Stella, they should drop both nicknames, imo) is just so cute and wild, Patsy looks mostly tired and as bewildered as Stella, 90210 shenanigans, Dean and his movie whatever and a snow party for a really good cause. Wonder if we should ping Tori with a nice little email note and tell her should prolly STOP whining about how she wants a normal life for her family. I'm not believing it anymore. How 'bout you? Wait. Did we ever really buy into that?
I do hate to be a nag, but the trash chute in the building is being cranky, again. No, I'm really sort of glad it's always off-again, on-again...gives us something to make bets on. Woo-Hoo.
We also wonder how difficult it really is to fix a door closer apparatus. Evidently, pretty hard. See, when you step off the elevator to go to your parking space, the thing that makes the door close, slowly...you know that thing they attach to the top of the door...kept breaking, so they took it off. So, now the door just slams shut, willy-nilly, and the extra strong vacuum pulls it with such force, we fear loss of limb if we aren't careful. Plus, it about destroys your ears, the noise is so horrible. I'm thinking a potential lawsuit from that sitch, is not out of the question if someone gets hurts. It's so silly.
As irritating as the door, but not as dangerous, hopefully, are the building elevators, of which there are many. It is ridiculous. They go up when they should go down and vice-versa. You get on and you just wait to see where you will land. Most likely, not where you want.
Hearing About This Dumb Junk Is Ruining My Scarf Fun.
When you work at home, especially writing, it is annoying to have constant tapping, hammering and clunking going on over your head. Understand, it's not always loud and it's not always going on, but enough of the time. Oddly, construction in the unit above us has been perking since January. More than anything, I want to know just want in the name of Lassie they are building up there, the effin' Taj Ma-Condo-Hal? Has to be major. Think I'd like to take a look/see.
Mostly though, you can't get a straight answer from anyone in the building about estimated time of completion. Actually, for a building with a rather large staff, straight answers to most questions posed don't seem to flow freely. There are several staffers that are absolutely divine...I just think there is crappy communication within the system. You mutts know how that goes.
At least we don't have a situation like in the Tampa building. OMG, the drama of it all...and it was a much smaller building. Can we ever forget the Green Hornet and her ridiculous attitude and rudeness? Yeah, we're trying our best!! Bleah!!
Speaking of the glorious queen-of-mean, the Green Hornet, in Tampa, (I just really want to go here for some reason)...one of many rude-ass comments she blurted out into Moolie's face, but to another person, was how some people don't pick-up outside after their dogs. Oh, this was while Diva was doing her stuff. Such a ridiculous comment it didn't even deserve Moolie getting all riled-up and bitch-slapping GH (well, Moolie is a non-violent person, so bitch-slapping is pretty much out of the question in reality...in thought, oh, yeah). One thing though, picking up after your canine is a must and the only considerate thing to do.
Which brings me to something I must share with you guys. A serious breach in "dog curbing" rules has occurred up on that glorious Pool Deck. The Diva had to turn up the slightly-pug nose while stepping into the lush grass for all things doggie-biz.
Um, some nit-wit failed to do the old post-biz pick-up and that will not fly, in my book. Probably not in the book of all things crazy building management. They can't get doors and the electrical things to work and they are for crap about changing a crummy light bulb, but they are all over dog rules. Not that I blame 'em.
Some people were raised by...who... not wolves, they know how to be socially responsible. No, in order to do the proper thing, some have to have written instructions, and face the threat of fines...or time confined to a small space and forced to watch episodes of Kendra for a week, without food, water or earplugs (oh, that laugh of hers).
Gotta go, you crazy kids...I think I need to get to the Pool Deck and see how things look in that lush grass this morning.
Um, some nit-wit failed to do the old post-biz pick-up and that will not fly, in my book. Probably not in the book of all things crazy building management. They can't get doors and the electrical things to work and they are for crap about changing a crummy light bulb, but they are all over dog rules. Not that I blame 'em.
Some people were raised by...who... not wolves, they know how to be socially responsible. No, in order to do the proper thing, some have to have written instructions, and face the threat of fines...or time confined to a small space and forced to watch episodes of Kendra for a week, without food, water or earplugs (oh, that laugh of hers).
Gotta go, you crazy kids...I think I need to get to the Pool Deck and see how things look in that lush grass this morning.
Who Cares? Lounging In Silky Scarves Makes Everything Perfection.
Let's bitch, kids.
Let's bitch, kids.
Bark at me!
Queen of mean...hahaha....Green Hornet....hahahha...
Reminding me of all that chaos gives me a headache...
I need to hotwash cloth for my aching head!
Thank goodness we are all miles away from ...as you would say...All Things Green!
Have a nice day Diva..your scarves look so comfy!
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Amen, to being thankful for being miles away from all that dumb, needless, drama.
Hey, have a side order of treats to go with that hot washcloth...that would be perfection.
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Hey Diva. Lounging on silk scarves or anything else, is simply divine. Of course, when you are in front of a camera (like Action Jackson) lounging, it's even better. Who wants to look so cool and no one to see you???
Some Bostons have a spot on top of their heads, also. I happen to have a spot and they are called 'Copper's Penny'. I don't know why the spots are called that because the spots are black. Go figure.
Talk about griping. Mommy went shopping today and did not bring me new treats. She did bring a new toy. Only, I don't know if it is a pig or a horse. It looks like both. What would you call that? A porse or a hig??? Anyway, it is soft and squeaks.
Mean Green Hornet? Their everywhere, their everywhere. Just you guys keep on being your sweet, loving selves and to hell with the meanies.
High paws and nubbin' wags to the adorable Diva and Company.
Bitsy
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Bitsy, we've had an amazingly busy day here in the Sunshine State.
It is getting late and Moolie is falling behind in all things blogs!!!! She's gotta kick it up a notch, if she expects to publish a Friday post.
Glad to hear you got a new horg (only thing I could come with at this hour, ha). I like what you came up with much better.
Yeah, there are meanies all ov-ah the place. So, we simply ignore them and feel sorry for them (after we have imagined bitch-slapping them, just kidding). The Green Hornet in Tampa? She was wicked and ick, but we don't have to cast our eyes upon her anymore and we could NOT be happier about that.
Later, Bitsy...have fun with that new...whatever!!!
Doggie Hugs...
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This photo is hilarious! What can you say...the Diva knows comfort right?
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Indeed!!!!
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Arrrroooooo,Diva!My mom gets Google notifications for all things Cavalier and your blog came up. I like it, you really have a way with woofs. And ya know what? I live in the Sunshiny State too. Not far from you apparently. Maybe I'll seeya at Clematis some Thursday.
~D~
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Dodge,
Glad you found us and welcome!!
Visit us often here on the blog...you never know...could see 'round "The Beaches:...
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