TRUMPING THE TRUMPSTER
I Refuse To Watch More Reality Shows!!!
Woof, Kids!
Okay, the Diva-Dog is still droning on about television shows this week. Funny, Gaz and Moolie are not, typically, all that much about all things network. What is up around here lately?
Mostly, we have music going 'round our condo. Oh, the type varies, so it doesn't get boring. It is a variety, except for country. No country music allowed. Sorry, we just never developed appreciation for the down-home, toe-tapping, sad-song-singing that is country. So, it is the sound of music bouncing off these walls and the Diva can kick-back with a treat and just enjoy the fab vibe.
Shocker, Sunday evening the music was snapped off and it was more television. Mutts, I must share with you that Sunday evening normally means it is time to rest my paws and close my expressive and soulful eyes (just repeating Gaz and Moolie here) and get all snug on the bed. Seems Gaz has gotten himself addicted to, I hate to say it, Celebrity Apprentice. Moolie, on the other hand, has rejected all things, The Trumpster. Remember the no dumping on Trump Tower grass here in WPB? Also, let us not forget when he fired that smart 'n sassy, Carolyn. Sorry to report, Moolie caved and joined Gaz in this shipwreck (living by the Atlantic forces me to indulge in nautical jargon) of a show BTW, I am not going to catch you up, so if you don't know who Carolyn is, that is what Google is for, so get on it.
For the love of Lassie, the episode Sunday was even more ree-dik than the "normal" Trump drivel. Basically, they had, and I use this term loosely, celebrities managing some rooms in a hotel, blah, blah, blah. Suffice to say, it did NOT end well for Dennis Rodman, the alleged, project leader. He needs help and not just because he was on this lame show. I hope he seeks it and quickly.
Highlight and only reason for this blog? One of the hotel guest couples had THE cutest, sweetest and smartest looking dog you have EV-AH seen. What sort of pup, you ask? By George, it was a Blenheim Cavi. Kids, it really was super cute and looked so very, very sweet when one of the celebs took it out for a pp. Can not help it if I am just a teeny-weeny bit partial. Forgive me, okay? All dogs are amazing though, well, most.
Bottom line of all this chatter? Are we hooked on a feeling that we will continue watching this clap-trap? Do we need to know if Joan Rivers will continue to "love gay men", yet, sort of throw them under the bus? Do we have to see Melissa Rivers throw almost everyone under the bus? I am telling you that I am losing respect for all things Gaz and Moolie if they do not, quickly, redeem themselves by ramping up that music again.
However, Trumping the Trumpster silliness will be the story, I fully expect will mesmerize, hypnotize and captivate our sweet, Gaz. Huge potential for all sorts of conspiracy and UFO theories resulting from that loud "boom and streaking light" over Virginia. Did ya hear about that? Hounds, it was just Russian produced, space junk. But, I promise you this story will not evaporate, but will gather all sorts of steam and be all OV-AH one of the "educational networks". Count on that or my name isn't Bella Regina.
Bark at me, you crazy cats and canines. I do believe that animals could come up with better programming. The Diva-Dog is a prime example...see, I threw BOTH my peeps under the bus in this blog...sounds like an air-worthy program to me!
Send me your ideas, we could be onto something.
Darling Diva ... I trust you haven't forgotten your own little small screen addiciton of not so long ago ... that guy that whispers to dogs???
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Um...oops!!!!
So, Gaz, how 'bout them....um, whatevers?????
-)))))))))))))))
Oh, Gaz, have a great day and know Diva-Dog...loves you more than treats!!! Uh-huh!!!:
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Hey Diva. What's up with all these reality shows anyway? My Aunt Carla loves Celeb Apprentice also. She won't even answer her cell when That is on. The only one my peeps watch is DWTS. But you must remember, Gaz is pretty smart, so there must be something special to that Apprentice thing. As for The Donald, please go relieve yourself on the Trump grass. That would be a hoot.
Oh yeah, my squirrel bitten leg is good to go. I have been after them already this morning.
Keep up the reality of being the most beautiful Cavi on the planet.
High paws and nubbin' wags to y'all. Bitsy
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Bits, I'm kind of super excited at the moment...all reality aside.
Moolie ditched me all morning, but came home with new stuff for me. I have been playing with my new stuffed zebra. It is awesome. I'm not entirely certain, but I THINK there could be more still hiding out in a big white plastic bag. Excited and happy me.
Bits, I also have to fall on my tiny dog sword about DWTS last night and Ty. He did a great job and he has come a long way since that first week. So, just wanted you to know we really happy to see his progress. He just seems so darned nice, huh?
BUT, did you get a load of Gilles?????????????? Uh-huh!!!!!
PS-Glad to hear the old leg is a-okay.
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Diva Reggie. Yes, I got a load of Gilles and he was AWESOME. Talk about the sexy, tango face...WOW.
You are so lucky to have Moolie for a Mom. Getting all thoe great toys. Mommy does the same, new toys when she goes shopping. A new zebra makes up for being ditched for the day. A few yummy treats would be nice as well. You know, just to make up for your loneliness.
Here's hoping there are more toys in the bag. Bitsy
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Hey Diva. Just a quick note today. I just had to tell ya, Mommy brought me a new toy this morning.
She had to take Aunt Carla to work (well, she didn't have to, she volunteered) this morning. On her way home, she did some shopping. Well...every time she goes shopping, she always brings me back a surprise. Today's surprise was this real cool chicken. He (I say he because he crows like a rooster) has a blue helmet w/start, a red cape and his feet go straight back. He's a slingshot chicken. Oh yeah, he wears goggles. It's almost more fun watching Daddy try to slingshot him across the room than it is to chase him. Now, Mommy knows how to do the slingshot really good. It is loads of fun.
The next time Moolie goes to Walgreen's tell her to check out the slingshot chicken.
High paws and nubbin' wags to you. Bitsy
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Hey Diva. I know it has been sad at your digs and I am very sorry for your loss. Are you guys doing better? We hope so here in Texas.
Just a shorty to say hello and hope all is well.
High paws and tail wags to ya. Bitsy
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Hey, Diva Girl. How are things in WPB? I here you were in Big D. Was the long trip nice? I have been worried the trip was too much for the delicate Diva. Is everything alright?
My Daddy has been ill but all is well, now, thanks to me. I sit in his lap and give him puppy kisses. Puppy kisses make everything better. I don't even ask him for treats, but he gives me my Good Bites every morning(those are for my sore elbow).
Well, hoping all is good with you and want to hear from you soon.
High paws and nubbin' wags to you. Bitsy
PS:Give a puppy kiss to Moolie and Gaz. It works wonders. B.
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Bitsy,
Hi!
Thanks for writing me and the trip to Big D was fab and then some. The Diva-Dog is on a little break as things are super busy at the moment.
More blogs coming soon though.
Glad all is well in your "dog-house".
Sending you Cavi-Hugs!!!!!
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