LOVE AND FAKE KISSES


Howdy, Y'all!
Uh-huh, a different salutation this Thursday. Did you even notice?
Mutts and pups, I had to say it. I HAD to give a little hello nod to that Georgia Gal we love to watch on the Food Network...Southern Cook-of- Cooks, Paula Deen. The Savannah star will be bringing her "love and best dishes" right here to lovely West Palm Beach at the end of March.
Like Paula, the Diva-Dog loves all things butter, mayonnaise and whipped cream,well, I think I would, it all SOUNDS fabulous. Too bad I've never really tasted any of them, but when Paula splashes that stuff onto stuff, it looks like heaven on earth to me.
So, I am just wondering how Paula would feel to see a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel sitting, raptly, enjoying all things butter and mayo from a seat in the audience. I would buy my own ticket into the festivities. Is it done? Is the event "pet-friendly". WAIT. What am I thinking, WPB doesn't even have doggie poo bags in evidence, so dogs watching Paula sass and fry inside some indoor facility? Just not gonna happen.
People, I will just have to get my groove on watching her on the telly and pretend it's real. Oh, while watching Ms. Southern Charm, I'll be munching on my giant chocolate kiss and that will make me feel better. Chocolate always makes you feel better. WAIT, dogs can't have chocolate...and I just realized that Gaz and Moolie have given me a FAKE chocolate kiss.
Woof, kids!!! (I HAD to say it)
Bark at me in the comments!!


Hey Diva Reggie. Sorry I have missed the last couple days. I went to Oklahoma with my peeps. It was great. We fed Prairie Dogs raisins. I have seen a bunch of different dogs but never dogs that lived of the prairie. They barked at me but I was nice, I didn't bark back. I saw Bambi's and elk and longhornies and buffalo. Boy, are they BIG.
Your joke was funny. Mommy laughed her butt off. It made me think of when she tells Daddy to sit and stay.
I luv your fake kiss. Mommy brought me a giant Whopper today. I've never eaten a malted milk ball but they sure look yummy. I must say, your kiss is bigger than my Whopper. Still, chocolate kisses are the bestest.
I can just see you and all your charm, assisting Paula Dean with some delish dish (with mayo and butter and all stuff yummy but bad for you). Mommy cooks with butter but it's unsalted because of Daddy. Now, she does not use mayo also because of Daddy. He can't have a lot of yummy, bad stuff. She does okay for him, anyway. I can just see you and Moolie watching all that southern cuisine being cooked by the Georgia Lady.
Boy, I sure have used a bunch of big words today. Whew, makes me tired.
Well, I'm off to get Daddy to toss the Whopper for me and chase it across the living room.
High paws and big tail wags to y'all. Wait a minute, I don't have a beautiful tail like you. I just have a nubbin'. Well, high paws and nubbin' wags to you.
Bitsy
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Bits...more adventures for you!!! Oklahoma, sounds like a song or something. Woo-hoo, it sounds so fun..
What a lady you are, not barking at the little creatures. Dogs of the Prairie...Moolie wears La Prairie cosmetics...wonder if there is a connection. Hm.
Um, my fake kiss is sort of...gone, mostly. Yeah, I made a little bitty hole in it and pulled all the stuffing out. Well, it was fun while it lasted, huh?
Bits, hope your weekend is fab and you and your Whopper play, play, play. Just don't pull the stuffing out, TOO soon, 'mkay?
Happy High Paws and Tail Wags...yep, my tail is LONGGGG...which looked really funny when I was a puppy. Glad I grew into it. Hey, a nubbin' works, right?
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