SUPER-SPOKES-HO-DOG IN WEST PALM BEACH
WILL TYPE FOR TREATS!!
Will Sneak Treats, If Necessary
Woof, Kids!
Did ya hear the big news from Milk Bone? They have a new "spokesdog". What next a supermodeldog? Kids, this news was shocking to me. Why? Because Gaz and Moolie stuff those danged MB's in my little treat tray when they entice me into my "apartment" while they head for parts unknown. Now, "stuff" could be a teeny exaggeration of facts. Yes, it is an exagg. I get 'zactly TWO of those yummy morsels. Two. Still, I'm totally qualified to be a spokes-whatever for Milk Bone.
See the thing is that I'm a loyal and devoted lover of those crunchy "hotdog" things and they go and select a Great Dane. Come ON. Have you seen the size of a Milk Bone treat against the size of Great Dane. Sure, they'll prob use a pup, but we all KNOW what happens to those guys in a few months. Huge. Hugey-huge. Handsome, but LARGE.
Mutts, the Diva wasn't even aware of this lame contest. Okay, it's not really lame, they are celebrating some 100th Anniversary, or whatev. Blah, blah, blah. Bummer, why couldn't they call my name when they opened the envelope? Because Moolie didn't bother to get me all spruced up and pimp me out...no, I won't be bitter...WILL NOT BE BITTER. Well, maybe a little, tiny, teeny...bit...bitter. It's HARD to be bitter when you're a Cavi.
Well, the diva isn't going to take this sitting on some comfy and fluffy cushion...nope. I'm now on a mission...take out all my treats, get some jazzy snaps of me acting all spokes-ho-dogish, um spokes-dogish, and see if I can't rep some of this junk, um great dog treats. More to come on this topic, but as you can see from the above fashion shoot shots (huh?), taken by Moolie...I look like a "HAWT DAWG". Wait, those are yogurt treats. So, that would make me what...a "Yo-Yo Gurt-Girl". Okay, it's time for a dog-tini, and where the heck is that comfy cushion...it's Friday all you hounds.
Bark at me!!!!
Mutts, the Diva wasn't even aware of this lame contest. Okay, it's not really lame, they are celebrating some 100th Anniversary, or whatev. Blah, blah, blah. Bummer, why couldn't they call my name when they opened the envelope? Because Moolie didn't bother to get me all spruced up and pimp me out...no, I won't be bitter...WILL NOT BE BITTER. Well, maybe a little, tiny, teeny...bit...bitter. It's HARD to be bitter when you're a Cavi.
Well, the diva isn't going to take this sitting on some comfy and fluffy cushion...nope. I'm now on a mission...take out all my treats, get some jazzy snaps of me acting all spokes-ho-dogish, um spokes-dogish, and see if I can't rep some of this junk, um great dog treats. More to come on this topic, but as you can see from the above fashion shoot shots (huh?), taken by Moolie...I look like a "HAWT DAWG". Wait, those are yogurt treats. So, that would make me what...a "Yo-Yo Gurt-Girl". Okay, it's time for a dog-tini, and where the heck is that comfy cushion...it's Friday all you hounds.
Bark at me!!!!
Hey Diva. I know it is Sunday and Diva's must rest but Mommy's been very busy and just let me read your blog.
What is wrong with the ad people? Don't they realize Cavis and Bostons are about the most fab mutts around? I know how beautiful you and your fluff would look in a commercial and on ad sheets.
Besides, who knows more about treats than you, unless it's me. But get real, a Great Dane as a treat spokes-mutt?? What is up with that? A Dane is okay as far as GIANT mutts go but can they look adorable or cuddly or sit in a lap? Do these ad-execs read Marmaduke? Oh, well, what do we know, only how to look adorable and cuddly and sit in a lap.
I hope you have a great weekend and don't forget to be adorable, cuddly and sit in a lap. Oh yeah, don't beg for treats, just look cute. Man, you don't have to look cute, you are cute.
High paws and tail wags to you all. Bitsy
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