CHANGELING THE OSCARS
I'm Ready For My Interview, Mr. ZiegfeldWoof, Kids!
You hounds realize that the Oscars are almost upon us, don't 'cha? Snooze and snooze. Boring and more boring. Even this Cavi knows the winners. Me thinks there will be no surprises.
Listen, I do want to see some MAY-JAH surprises and re-thinking on that danged "red carpet" crap. First, if Juliana Whoo-Zit is doing the celeb-interviewing...well, I can not, just can NOT witness that crap again. Even from the comfort of the laps of my peeps, it's TOO excruciating to witness. OMG, bring back that boob-feeling, Mizrahi...even he is ten-times less offensive than that twit RanSIC. Yep, there aren't enough treats on the planet to make us feel better if we are fed another episode of that shizz.
Frankly, if these celebs, once-were-celebs, wanna-be celebs, never-were celebs, never-gonna-be-celebs, show up wearing all that borrowed and expensive garb...I will stop, immediately, buying movie tickets, gossip rags or anything even remotely celeb-related. Hold it, I just remembered, I don't actually BUY that junk anyway. Ever seen a CKCS sitting next to ya at the flixster reading, People? Didn't think so. Still, It is time to scrap the pretentious 'tudes and get real...I want to see some cheap, off-the-rack rags and fake jewels romping and stomping up and down all things carpet...red, blue...pea-green-purple. Ditch the REE-DIK stuff. Time for CHANGE, kiddies.
Gotta fly...gonna go prance (and I am QUITE the prancer) on our rugs and imagine myself rubbing noses with the Hollywood "It" crowd and being snapped by the photogs...it's the closest I will ever be to "walking the carpet"...can't you just see it...."Reggie, over here"...
Bark at me, kids!
Hey Diva Reggie. It's Bitsy, who is also a long time PRANCER on the red carpet. Actually, Mommy has red carpet in our bedroom and I make the most of it.
Does anyone wear anything off the RACK in Hollyweird? My mommy does but we live in Arlington, Tx. Does WPB even have RACKS? I know they are la-dee-da's but come on, they all aren't as rich as they pretend.
"Oscar", isn't that a big ole fish? Why would anyone dress up for a fish? And fish on red carpet...not good.
Keep Prancing and looking Cavi cute (which you are) and keep those treats coming in.
High paws and tail wags to you. Bitsy
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