GOOD COP/BAD COP AND THOSE VA PUPPIES ROCK
Go Ahead, Make My Day
Woof, Kids!
Guess you heard the terrific news about the puppies saving the life of that adorable little three-year-old boy who was lost in Virginia. They kept him warm while he was lost in the woods. Awesome. I just adore happy endings, especially when hounds are involved. Those two cute 'n cuddly pups are true heroes. Hope they get a sweet reward. Puppy love!!!
The Diva loves, loves loves most everything and is, typically, a most happy hound. However, every now and then a little sumpin'-sumpin' gets under my paw-and I don't mean dirt from walking in the park.
Nah, I'm howling about funky people who sort of gang up on you and give you the one-two punch. These pathetic types don't even realize you are SO onto their little game. You know the phrase I'm talking about. It's the tried and true, Good Cop, Bad Cop shizz and it's super annoying and insulting and did NOT make my day.
Here's how it went down not long ago for the Diva. Moolie and I were happily minding our own boring beez-wax on the building elevator when two anti-dog types hop on. I could tell by the grip on my leash that Moolie wasn't thrilled with this development. Making a dumb story short, these two played us for chumps and pulled that ridiculous cop-inspired crap on us. One strikes up a dialog with the Mool about my breed and my size and other inane comments...younger idiot jumps in with the, oh-so-clever, "bad cop" comments. Insinuating that she thought the answers Mool gave were less than accurate. Yeah, she looked like a real authority on Cavi's. Super dumb and we most-def laughed about these two twits after the ride. These two nit-wits should really come up with something more clever than this if they want to try to manipulate us. We may be dumb, but we're not stupid, thank you very much. Oh, not to be rude, but these two seriously need personality make-overs and fast. Note to them if they are reading this...just because someone doesn't call you out does NOT mean they are not TOTALLY on to you and your snobby game. Also, may we suggest that you get those, non-exfoliated, noses out of the air...you may trip and fall. Put that in your snood.
WARNING:
Chocolate mulch should be avoided, it's toxic to pets. What's the world coming to when you can't even trust chocolate. Seriously, DO NOT USE THIS STUFF!!! Thanks, Bits, for suggesting I post this info.
Hey, Diva. Those nit wits on your elevator must be cat people. Nothing against cats, they are real fun to chase. It's just, cat people don't like us canines. There is no telling what or who you will meet in an elevator. My mommy says you have to take the BAD with the good. Most peeps are pretty cool (even cat peeps). I get what you mean about the kennel. My mommy put me in the vet kennel 2 times and I got sick. Can you imagine that. My Uncle Tom takes care of me when I need a sitter now. No more kennels. News flash! My Daddy just let me in from the backyard and he said it is sleeting. What is sleeting? It sounds like a nap to me. All I know is, the rain is stiff and very br-r-r-r-r cold. This is the Bitster saying congrats to the hero pups.
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