UNDERCOVER CAV, READY TO GRAB
Under Cover Of This Blue Tint...The Diva Contemplates Making A Move For The Food
Woof, Kids!
My good buddy, The Murph, sent me the following message and I'm boning up on my people food swiping skills. So far, not so good, but all in good time....thanks for the pointers, Murph. That Dawg Is A Fox!!!!!
For the present, you may call me...Undercover Cav...'cause I'm going for the grab, er grub...okay, going for grabbing the grub.
FROM THE MURPH - THE CANINE GENIUS
Hey Diva! Thanks for the shout out! It was a brave act and I'm still shocked I got away with it. I got in some MAJOR trouble though - even from my dad who rarely yells at me! Anyway, now that I've been exposed to that tasty pepperoni pizza I can't stop thinking about getting some more! And pupperoni treats just aren't gonna cut it. (Don't get me wrong, if you want to offer me one, I'll eat it).
Anyway, Diva, here's what I did. I waited until my peeps were all snuggled up on the couch watching a movie and snuck off to the kitchen as quietly as possible to follow that amazing aroma. I've got my peeps fooled into thinking I'm a good dog that doesn't eat people food, so they never suspected a thing at first. They left 3 pieces of pepperoni pizza on the stove and I jumped up (I'm a lot bigger than you Reg) and devoured it...first one piece, then a second, and then as I was going for the third...I heard a noise and there was The Gretch staring at me in shock and disappointment. I guess I was gone a little too long and she became suspicious before I could get the third piece down. She was giving me devil eyes, but I swear she laughed a little bit, and that's when Jon started with the loud scary "No's!" I sulked for the rest of the night, but my peeps still let me sleep in bed with them that night so they couldn't have been that mad!!
Mutts, keep it real and have a groovy weekend.
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