MONKEY BUSINESS IS FOR THE BEANS
Will There Be Anything Else, My Friend?
Woof, kids!
- I click the keys on my trusty keyboard today in amazement. Some worldly and wise person in Japan has just put their two pet macaque monkeys to work in a restaurant. Indeed, they are busy serving drinks and working towel duty. What?
- For two hours a day, these sweet guys work for soy beans. I'm not kidding here. Seems the restaurant owner had two as pets and when he realized they were mimicking him, on the job, he dressed them in clothes (and not just for Halloween) and put them on the clock. Oh, my! Monkey-see, Monkey-do, huh? What next? Can you see it, gorillas washing your car, dogs carrying packages on their backs, cats...well, that one's never gonna happen. Animals doing jobs people refuse to do. Could be a campaign slogan or debate issue in there somewhere.
- Gotta skedaddle (I just LOVE that word) and look busy, I don't want these two to get any NEW crazy ideas about putting me to work. I'm a Diva, and you know what that means.
I would definitely have to suggest playing up your diva status more than normal sometimes, just so the peeps don't get any crazy ideas like making you work. I'm thinking maybe dropping a toy from the couch and looking at it with those sad eyes until the peeps at your house pick it up for you...then you can ensure no working...afterall, a diva wouldn't pick up anything she dropped anyhow! I say let the peeps work for you, don't let them think you can work for them!
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Very excellent suggestions. I must not let my guard down for a second. I mean they could even start asking me to get the mail, the paper or their slippers (yeah, I wan to SEE Gaz in slippers). Hugs to your guys and gal.
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