DIRTY LITTLE PET SECRETS AND PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES
I THINK I'LL RUN FOR PRESIDENT, PREZ DIVAWoof, kids!
Dirty little secrets...now I've got your attention, huh?
Yes, I sort of have my tail all knotted up over this DLS issue. If you have ever seen my tail (watch it, this isn't TMZ), you know it would look awful in a knot. Yes, that's a different blog we will get to later.
Now, pay full attention as this is of major importance to our national security. There are questions out there that MUST be answered and pronto.
If you haven't noticed, The Democratic National Convention and Republican National Convention shizz has been all over the news. Yep, it's all about the security, the candidates, the families, the issues, the delegates, the media coverage, and (insert drum roll here) the obligatory...controversy. Yawn.
Ever seen a good political anything without good old-fashioned controversy? Kids, let's just ramp this up and kick it into high gear. Controversy that is. Let's just lift the lid on a dirty little secret...the one these politicos and their stooges don't seem to want us to know.
Just exactly what kind of PETS romp and stomp around in the lives of these super-important presidenial -wannabes? You don't know now, do you? If you do, well aren't you just special and in-the-know. In my pack, we are in the dark and we need and want to see the light, so shine it on.
To be blunt, we DEMAND to know. Condo-Diva-Reggie is officially calling them out...pet discrimination is alive and well. I want answers and I want them now.
To be blunt, we DEMAND to know. Condo-Diva-Reggie is officially calling them out...pet discrimination is alive and well. I want answers and I want them now.
So, what's up? I mean, I ask you, don't these candidates have pets? Why so mum? What are you guys and gals hiding from us, huh? What is it that you don't want us to know? Just what are you ashamed of? You can RUN for president, but you CAN NOT hide your pet, indefinitely.
If these folks, Dems, Reps or Indies (my par-tay affiliation is private, sorry), feel we should elect them to rule the most powerful country in the free-world, we want full pet-disclosure. Bring on the discussions and debates on important pet issues. We must know their positions on pet treatment, are they pro or con spaying and neutering, pet immunizations, flea treatments. Do they purchase or rescue? Most especially important to discover is the preferred household treat provided and how often. I am telling you, K9's, this is just the tip of the pig ear.
That's right you mutts, if candidates are pet owners, we expect them to spill the treats, er. beans. If they are not pet owners...well, that's not even possible. Hey, if they aren't careful, we will be getting mighty cozy with the old paps and have them followed, day and night, even more than Brangelina or TomKat. Oh, it could get ugly. Uglier than ugly. Ever seen a snubbed pup? Well, you don't want to.
I suggest these candidates hop on that old debate podium and get to barking, um, talking the dog-talk (okay, pet-talk). Personally, I would imagine that any candidate worth the tin their campaign buttons are printed on would have no less than at least one Cavalier King Charles Spaniel hanging 'round home and hearth just to jazz the place up a bit.
Oh, wait, Regan had us in the White House already. Well, it's time for a return engagement, don't you think? We look especially good lounging our fur all over the Lassie Bedroom (yeah, I know it's really called something else, but I can dream) and Air Force One.
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