ZOOM GROOM MAKES ME VA-VA-VOOM
You Can Have Tiffany's, I'll Take Va-Va-Voom, Zoom Groom
Woof, kids!
Not to boast, but take a look at the fur on those ears I'm wearing in this photo. My red and white fluff is all glimmery, shimmery and glowing like never before.
Heck, I don't look this bouncy and sassy when I get the deluxe treatment at the "dog spa". Pups, all my va-va-voom is a result of a very special gift, Zoom Groom, from that Big-Bad-Boxer-Boy, Selleck. I know, I know...he's not really bad. Well, maybe a little bad, in a good way!
Now, mangy-mutts, you should try this thing, if you haven't. I typically stay on high-alert for all things Diva-Dog-Worthy...how did I miss this? Am I the last to know about this great grooming tool? Do you think Selleck was trying to tell me something? Should I worry that I'm not, well, super-fine groomed? Am I just really sheltered? Are Gaz and Moolie complete idiots who should have been using this since we hooked-up last September? I need you to bark back at me on this topic. Okay? Gosh, and I was feeling so good.
Whatever, I do feel great and I'm just going to have to move past my doubts because I'm crazy about this lovely little blue Zoom Groom. Ah, it just glides through my coat as I stretch out and allow Moolie to brush and brush. I even roll over so she won't miss a single spot. Oh, it feels divine. Hm, Moolie wants me to tell you that tons of loose hair gets captured in it and that makes her happy. I don't care about that, obviously. She says it's less hair on the floor, in the car and on her clothes and it is far superior to my regular brush, which went on a one-way trip down the trash chute. I mean this thing is so outstanding that I don't even require my obligatory Carver treat, post-groom.
A big wag-o-the-tail to Selleck and his peeps for surprising me with this groovy, zoomy, magic fingers brush, which makes me look like a Diva-Dog should. Va-Va-Voom to all of you.
Reggie - Thanks for sharing your new Diva tool with us! I know Dixie isn't near the Diva you are, but she is quite the shedding gal, and I do use a shedding brush on her daily to get rid of excess hair...which she doesn't particularly care for. I'll be purchasing the Zoom Groom tomorrow and trying it out. Dixie already sends her thanks!
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Hey Reggie. It's Tasha here in C-bus. I saw your blog on the grooming tool & am quite interested. My Mommy & Daddy are using the contraption called "The Furminator". Sounds scary...right? Nice name - why don't they try to scare the hell out of us...maybe they forgot we have teeth!
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