DOGGONE DIVA-DOG GONE WILD
With A Hairstyle Like This Do You Blame Me For "Going Wild"!Woof, kids!
Weekend-eve is here and I've been tossing around a wild and crazy idea as I lounge around on the sofa, the chairs, or on one of those rug-things on the floor. As I stretch and yawn and nibble on treats I have come to the conclusion that I'm a pretty doggone nice canine. If I'm not being too immodest here.
I ask you, what is wrong with engaging in a little dog-fantasy while I watch Moolie doing all that people stuff she seems to adore so much.? May-Jah Yawn.
Ah, imagine this....DIVA-DOG-GONE-WILD. You know, in a fun and harmless way. Of course, it could turn, sometimes these things just get completely out of hand. You nev-ah know.
Anyway, we are talking Diva-Dog, breakin' ALL the rules and doing things that would totally make that guy, the Dog Whisperer, flip out. Hey, the first thing we'd do is slap a backpack on HIM and plop HIM on the old treadmill for a few hours. See how that goes down...pack-leader, indeed!
My vision includes running wild all over this condo building, chasing cats and squirrels, barking non-stop, jumping and leaping up on everyone I see, eating nothing but junk dog-food and/or people-food, NO leash, chewing all the shoes I want, gnawing pillows and furniture, ripping into every single trash container I see and scattering the litter absolutely everywhere, not listening to ANY people commands...no sitting, no shaking...no NOTHING. Yep...WILD.
Dear Dawgs...this could be huge. HUGE. You with me? Bark at me with your "bad-dog ideas".
Wow, I am exhausted just thinking about going wild...gotta go get in Moolie's lap and let her pet and cuddle me. No worries, she hasn't a clue about my fantasy or maybe not so much a fantasy. You just can't tell about me, so no letting that old cat out of the bag, 'kay?
Hey Diva -- I think what you have in mind is Fantasy Island - Diva Style, where a chihuahua named Tatoo fans you with a palm frond and says, "Da Treat, Da Treat." Keep dreaming!
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I DEFINITELY think you could be onto something here...maybe Reggie could even open up her own 5-star, dog's gone wild resort complete with a daily buffet of people food?!? If so, I know three Lab's from Texas seeking reservations!
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Sabrina, Cal, Duke and Dixie...Wow, tal)k about GONE WILD...I'm now thinking we toss in a pool for dogs-only swimming, dog-dancing 'n prancing, competitive games (which I will judge, natch)...it's endless, this going wild thing. Love me some Texas Dawgs, for sure!!!
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