VOGUE, WORK IT FOR THE CAMERA
Bitsy, You Are So COOL!Woof, kids!
Why don't we cool things down, just a little. Doesn't that sound lovely? Drift along with me and just zone out thinking about nice cool days and nights.
Here we go. Ah, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...well, in this fun little photo of Bitsy. Now, if you had to guess where Bitsy shakes her tail...what would you say? I'm taking bets that you would NOT say Texas. Yup, you are lookin' at a sweet little Texas bulldog. She is stylin' in that awesome sweater. Don't you agree? I want a sweater. Why don't I have a sweater? Even if you never, ever see K-9's sporting 'em around here, I must have one now that I know what they are. Seeing Bitsy, standing so elegantly in the snow/ice of Texas makes me see how fashion-challenged I really am. BTW, even though Bitsy LOOKS terribly, well, to quote Madonna..."Vogue"...I got it on the QT that she chases squirrels up that very tree. Ahem.
Feeling cooler now? Groovy.
Gaz and Moolie tell me they have lived in a "cold-weather state" and wearing great cozy duds doesn't make up for all the gloomy days, month after month. No, they tell me the Sunshine State is a-okay with them. I mean, you can always vacay where it's cold, and gray, right?
I've only trotted my paws through one Florida winter, but I'm telling you that I did NOT need a sweater. Nope. Still, Bitsy posing in her cute sweater and making such a dramatic fashion statement...
Hold on. I think I have it. A sweater made from dog treats. Yeah, you wear it and then you eat it. Sounds perfect to me. Edible dog-wear. Wait...hold the phone...I think all the condo mutts should hold, yes, a fashion show. Oh, my gosh,we sash-shay down the dog-walk (you didn't really think I was gonna call it a CAT-walk, did you?), in our edible dog-wear and then we simply chow down.
Gotta go, kids, I'm pretty sure I hear Heidi Klum howling for me!
Diva, you would look very fab in a sweet litte sweater. The Murph wishes he didn't have to sport his heavy "sweater" all day long, especially now that he lives in a hot climate. He overheard his parents talking about a special summer cut for Goldens that would entail trimming the hairs closest to his belly to keep him cooler. That got him excited as long as the groomer leaves his mullet alone! Maybe we could make a Murph sweater? What would Heidi Klum and Michael Kors think of that?
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