DOG DAYS OF SUMMER, MAKES ME YAWN
DOG DAYS OF SUMMERWoof, kids!
August makes it sizzle all 'round the country. But, gossip around the condo is on the fizzle. Same dog faces, same dog craziness. Ho-hum
I did see this extra-nice guy on the el the other evening and he mentioned getting a dog like me. He's always talking to me and petting me...I just don't see him enough around here. So, if he did get a "love sponge"( that is one of our nicknames) I think that would be kinda fun, if it's not all snooty. Mostly, we CKCS are definitely NOT. You just never know though, could happen. Yeah, I've totally seen it happen. Snooty cavs do exist. Also, I don't fancy all the comparisons that start to rage. You know what I mean here. My cavs cuter than your cav, sweeter, etc. That just is NOT cool. We are all special in our own way. Can't blame the K-9's though...nope, always point the paw at the two-legged peeps. Oh, yeah...every time.
I did see this extra-nice guy on the el the other evening and he mentioned getting a dog like me. He's always talking to me and petting me...I just don't see him enough around here. So, if he did get a "love sponge"( that is one of our nicknames) I think that would be kinda fun, if it's not all snooty. Mostly, we CKCS are definitely NOT. You just never know though, could happen. Yeah, I've totally seen it happen. Snooty cavs do exist. Also, I don't fancy all the comparisons that start to rage. You know what I mean here. My cavs cuter than your cav, sweeter, etc. That just is NOT cool. We are all special in our own way. Can't blame the K-9's though...nope, always point the paw at the two-legged peeps. Oh, yeah...every time.
Anyway, I think this sizzling time of year is called the "dogs days of summer". What does that even mean? Does anyone really know?
Well, whatever time of year it is, it's starting to feel like a snooze-fest here on Bayshore. Speaking of snoozing, I heard a snippet the other day about dogs and yawning. Apparently, if you sit in front of a canine and yawn...they will yawn back. Wow, big news day. Seems to me that if a dog sits in front of a person and yawns...they will also yawn back. Dumb stuff, if you ask me. I've heard all sorts of theories discussed about dogs and yawning. Go on people, guess all you want, but only we know why we yawn and we're not barking about it. I would also like to mention that if dog-yawning is all you have to talk about...you need a hobby, at the very least.
Yippee, we popped in at Petco this weekend for a few necessities. I don't think I've ever mentioned how I jumped out of a cart there when I was a wee-pup. Scared Moolie, a lot. Gosh, I thought it would be so fun to jump and land on the parking lot just outside the Petco doors. Not so much. Moolie rushed me to the animal hospital and...no damage. We were kind of upset at Petco because they didn't even come to see if I was hurt or fine. It involved lots of yelping when it happened, so it wasn't like they didn't know. So, we boycotted them for a long time. Still don't like them all that much. If only PetSmart carried Solid Gold dog food.
Yeah, the "dog days of summer" and "condo gossip fizzle" are definitely upon us. Can't you just feel it? Maybe it's just prickly-heat. Who knows? Wait, does this mean there are "cat days of winter"? "Fish days of fall"?
WWWS...What Would Wikipedia Say?
Comments