SOME SIZZLE, FOR THE SISAL
Woof, kids!
Oh, me, oh my!! Doggie doings in the news. Tori started a non-profit for animals in memory of the late Mimi La Rue, and did you hear that Martha Stewart's little dog went wee-wee on her sisal? Horrors! Not on the sisal. Funny that she told us how much she just loves the way it looks, the carpet, not the wee-wee.
All this excitement to give us the word on some great carpet cleaner. Even gave all the deets on how to use. Would you expect anything less? Would she have cared quite so much if the deed had been done on, say, hardwood or marble or that most attractive of all fibers...synthetic.
Doesn't this human-woman ever stop with the advice and tid-bits? This constant chatter and banter...I need a treat, a cool towel...and now.
Yes, good for the two-legged types that they now have a new and improved way to mop up wee on the floor. But this splashing it all over the news. Please, did she ever stop to think, for just a moment, how that pup feels? I ask you, doesn't she realize pets have feelings? Can't she imagine how she would feel if her dirty laundry, so to speak, were aired in everything that is the gossip media? Oops, guess she does know how that feels and that wasn't a good thing for the HG (home-goddess). So, how can she be so insensitive about this very personal issue? Begs for an answer that will never come to this blog.
Still, I'm having a little difficulty even imagining the goddess of everything homey, cuddling and coddling a little dog. Seems odd and unnatural, in some way. I'm biased, I will admit that she just gives me a royal pain in my paw, with all the shi-shi she brings to the world.
Well, guess it couldn't really hurt to have some of this amazing, Martha approved and sanctioned, stuff on hand. Just in case of nervous condo canine visitors, natch. For me, I don't believe in piddling and puddling indoors. Yuk, it's above my standards and after a few times of trying it out when I first moved in with my two, I decided it was much craftier on my part to go sit by the door and wait for the happy trip outside. Martha's pooch should wise up...piddle and all that... OUTSIDE in the park or on the grassy area. It's the berries. You get to walk, sniff, bother people, get fresh air...in other words, '"it's all good"-just not on the sisal. I'm borrowing that quote, of course. I never said I was original.
No question the Diva is much too refined and sophisticated to consider taking care of "business" anywhere but the Great Outdoors with her human escorts!
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