FREAKY, FRIVOLOUS FRIDAY
Woof, kids!
Friday has dawned and that means things start popping around the condo. You just never know which way the coastal breezes will blow around here. I don't waste energy pacing the balcony over it. Although I do stay on all four-toes, one toe per foot...hm, how many toes is it that I have and should I use all of them?) just to keep a close watch on the activity. It's not that I'm overly nosy, that's an ugly word, I'm just observant.
Being lazy on Saturday morning is one of my FAVORITE things to do. Get up early, quick jaunt to the grassy area outside and then back inside for extra z's. Doesn't usually happen that way around here though. Can these two ever just veg? For the love of Benji already.
Oh, I've been meaning to tell you that we have the cutest UPS guy (he just came to the door). I get to see him, a lot. I can not, for the life of me, figure out why we order so many of these clear plastic bag-things filled with nothing but air. Just crazy. The doorbell rings, we say hi to the guy in the brown outfit...always, brown...doesn't he own anything with color? He hands us boxes (I'm sitting quietly, M insists on it), they get opened and I'm handed these bags of air. They're fun, but they go flat in minutes and then disappear when M comes 'round. It's a mystery, but Moolie seems pleased to get them. Hey, if you know any felines, go ahead and send them on over. I figure they could jump up, check the boxes and get back to me, just in case there is more to this story than meets they eye and nose...which I am fairly certain there is. Let me know what you think.
I sincerely hope I don't see that pesky Chinese Crested this weekend. Brother, what a twit. Twit and a half. How can such a few ounces create such a powerful scene? Drama Queen of the building. I just don't see us EVER bonding and I think I would be forced to reject her if she wanted to be invited into my pack. Hm. I just remembered...I don't have a pack. Well, when I get a pack, she most def. won't be a part of it. How do you get a pack anyway? Well, I can't think about that today. I'll think about that tomorrow.
Right now, I think I'll just plan on sitting and staring at the television screen and waiting for that deeply-moving and intellectually-stimulating cinematic great, Underdog. to appear. Could happen, and have you seen that cute Cav in it? I think you will agree, SHE is the real star and absolutely steals the film. Wait I gotta go get my designer sunglasses before someone mistakes me for her when I'm out there among the common-dogs. Better her than "Elizabeth Taylor" from SATC. Sick of that comparison...stop already. Now, which shades should I select for today? Armani, Dolce, Dior, Foster Grant (huh, how did THEY get in there?)...I just LOVE Friday!
Happy "Dog-Walking Trails"" and I'll bark at ya next week with all the weekend deets and more.
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